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Since Jesus didn't take anyone today and you're all doomed now like us silly gays, can I get married now? Thanks.
If you send a reply to me with #TeamFollowBack I'll instantly start to #TeamIgnoreYourAss
Stop worrying about what other people are or aren't. Wear what you want. BE what you want. DO what you want.
I would offer you a shovel, but you're doing a mighty fine job digging that hole yourself.
"Your attitude sucks" ... Yeah well so does your mother, but tell her I said to ease up on the teeth next time. :)
If you're trying to insult someone, please use spell check!!!
Apparently blue hair is "so lady gaga" now too, wow.... What next, can I still breathe? Or is that considered copying her now too?!
New favorite lip combo.... MAC Cork Lip Pencil (liner+filled in), Ben Nye Clown White (center), MAC Boy Bait Cremesheen Glass, soo pretty!!!
when doing a smoky eye, try to stay away from greys in your crease, instead try something warm (like a reddish brown). looks way hot! ;)
My doctor is hot. So whenever he says "drop your pants" I have to start thinking of horrible things like dead babies.