RT @speelyfreaking: Silence Of The Lambs taught me the importance of moisturizing.

RT @kjbennettbeauty: If you have no enemies you're not successful enough for people to care...

If you're into makeup (especially if you want to make it a career) I suggest you buy a color wheel & memorize this info http://bit.ly/4iFACo

Here is another, this one is a litle more beginner friendly. http://bit.ly/bNAvmY

Since Jesus didn't take anyone today and you're all doomed now like us silly gays, can I get married now? Thanks.

Beyond amazing! She's so talented! RT @goldiestarling: Finally home! Now a decent pic of my makeup/wig/costume http://t.co/kA75b14p

If you send a reply to me with #TeamFollowBack I'll instantly start to #TeamIgnoreYourAss

Stop worrying about what other people are or aren't. Wear what you want. BE what you want. DO what you want.

Really diggin' this new Kanye album. Say anything negative you want, I'll just look at you like this: http://bit.ly/g05k8y

Looks like I can't use NYX Jumbo Pencils in videos anymore... http://tinyurl.com/276sqp3

I would offer you a shovel, but you're doing a mighty fine job digging that hole yourself.

"Your attitude sucks" ... Yeah well so does your mother, but tell her I said to ease up on the teeth next time. :)

If you're trying to insult someone, please use spell check!!!

Apparently blue hair is "so lady gaga" now too, wow.... What next, can I still breathe? Or is that considered copying her now too?!

New favorite lip combo.... MAC Cork Lip Pencil (liner+filled in), Ben Nye Clown White (center), MAC Boy Bait Cremesheen Glass, soo pretty!!!

when doing a smoky eye, try to stay away from greys in your crease, instead try something warm (like a reddish brown). looks way hot! ;)

My doctor is hot. So whenever he says "drop your pants" I have to start thinking of horrible things like dead babies.

I love when something inspires me as much as this @tarinatarinat necklace did!! Enjoy! :) http://twitpic.com/423o4g

Ahh! RT @tkougar: Facecharts- #MACVivaglam @ladygaga @mrbillyb http://twitpic.com/40ko1y http://twitpic.com/40ko29 http://twitpic.com/40ko2z

RT @jackmackenroth: Just thought of a new hunting game show Sarah Palin could host. It's called "Minute to Skin it."