@the_real_sheddy Steve Harris on That Metal Show tonight (Saturday) at 11pm on VH1 Classic. #TheyShouldPayMeForThis #TweetsSellButWhosBuying

Maybe I'm high and maybe I am but Burlington is beautiful right now. #BTV

"@heinous_aeinous: Removing anal beads should be done with somewhat more finesse than pull starting the lawn mower."//Depends on my mood...

I was at Johnny Damon's first game back at Fenway. I booed him. I regret it. #PleaseCheerRay #Evolution #RedSox #Celtics #Respect

"@mattmiller1973: i am definitely not going to argue with you! RT @pfunk3000 "#BTV has been, is, and will be Burlington's."/Well...good then

Oh, Hello @duskinhereyes.. #OhHello

"@heinous_aeinous: I just hit 100 followers and @blarebare was the one who helped me hit the mark! I'm twitter-honored and shit!//#unfollow

@wheezyt You just pissed off so many homeless people checking the #Montreal hashtag on their smart phones.

@the_real_sheddy I knew that'd come back to bite me. #ShutUpRegrets

We had a blast! /RT"@wheezyt: My homes @pfunk3000 w/ @zanelamprey of @drinkingmadeasy at @theopburlington. So cool. http://t.co/FM54J5r9"//

Never Eat Sheddy's Meat. #advice #SheddysMeat

RT"@robdelaney: This whole Daniel Tosh thing was like 9/11 for rape jokes."// Actually, 9/11 jokes are never funny #USA

@farnsworthprime http://t.co/LOPtaR8z"

J-E-T-S L-O-L #jets #patriots #sanchise

Fuck You, Chargers. #NFL #awhalesvagina

Get the feeling that baseball season starts tonight? #redsox #yankees #rivalyrenewed

@kid_pasta when you eventually go to bed I wish you sweep dreams.

Just checked weather.com, the 5-day forecast calls for no lightning. #bruins #finishthem