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There is a template for "Apology for Getting Caught Using Performance Enhancing Drugs" in the new Microsoft Word. #bartolocolon
Being an NBA Owner watching the US Olympic Team must be like being a two year old watching another kid break his toys. #times50million
I think Lena Dunham is cute, smart, funny, and desirable ..and I guess my opinions on her would matter more if I was more attractive.
Caught in the grip of "Flowers For Algernon"-esque panic and existential horror. But you can call it February, if it suits you.
The trailer for the new Die Hard movie is the blue/orangest thing ever.
The straw that broke the camel's back was that Nintendo Power was about to offer an AARP subscription discount.
New Penn State head coach Bill O'Brien said "When the season starts, you're going to see us reaching out to children." #NotAgain
Miller Lite's new Punch-Top Can. "What we're telling you is that our design doesn't work, so you fix it." #truthfuladslogans
Man bitten while swimming off Cape Cod beach. Officials keep beach open while determining if it actually was a shark or not. #movieplot
"A well-made bad movie"
"Yes, Simon...King Felix poops, too!" #thisiswhatmylifeislikenow
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