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The potential for blackmail is the second smallest reason I dont do porn
I just spent $11 at Burger King...don't talk to me about the middle class
"Tex I dont know if you've seen some of the women...Im a pretty generous lover"
"are there any internship opportunities at HP??" hmm...there are over 300k full time emps but i dont think there has ever been an intern
"The funny thing about Marty is he doesnt take the layup, he kicks it out for the THREEE!!" -Marty
I will never consummate love with a woman attractive enough to be a sideline reporter
Illegally downloaded "The Saint" last night. Val Kilmer came to my house and said "so you're the one...what'd you think?!?"
"No clear advantage in this series"...how bout DWill + Joe vs Hinrich + Jimmy Butler??
Women in my neighborhood: If you're too fat for yoga, you're too fat for yoga pants. Thanks
Me and Lebron got the same whips...at least Im pretty sure he has a 94 mazda protege
A "Be my Valentine" mass text is one of the smarter things I've done lately
My happiest moment recently was recieving a picture of a coworker fast asleep at his desk