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The potential for blackmail is the second smallest reason I dont do porn
"Gimme da milk, gimme da milk! Ima baaad boy" -Dill
I just spent $11 at Burger King...don't talk to me about the middle class
My spank bank is overdrawn
"Tex I dont know if you've seen some of the women...Im a pretty generous lover"
"are there any internship opportunities at HP??" hmm...there are over 300k full time emps but i dont think there has ever been an intern
Nobody just kinda pisses the bed
"The funny thing about Marty is he doesnt take the layup, he kicks it out for the THREEE!!" -Marty
I will never consummate love with a woman attractive enough to be a sideline reporter
Illegally downloaded "The Saint" last night. Val Kilmer came to my house and said "so you're the one...what'd you think?!?"
She looks like she loves a good finger-in-the-ass joke
She is built like a fire hydrant...a really fat fire hydrant
"No clear advantage in this series"...how bout DWill + Joe vs Hinrich + Jimmy Butler??
Battier should retire and go to clown school
We Are All Witnesses
Women in my neighborhood: If you're too fat for yoga, you're too fat for yoga pants. Thanks
Me and Lebron got the same whips...at least Im pretty sure he has a 94 mazda protege
A "Be my Valentine" mass text is one of the smarter things I've done lately
My happiest moment recently was recieving a picture of a coworker fast asleep at his desk