So true pic.twitter.com/8NSplOhz6i

“@fillwerrell: Theres been so many shootings at Virginia Tech that they should make their school a map on Modern Warfare 3.” not cool

“@uberfacts: The average American loses their virginity at the age of 15.8.” damn

I made an awful joke and this kid laughed for a solid minute. I've found a new best friend

I didn't say which week the score prediction was for.. #JumpToConclusions #PreCum @thisisitalex @asted21 @bschu94 @sam_bagley @mr_c_lane

To all my haters, until next week Viqueen fans.

The fact that Steve Young almost cried on TV over the call and he's not even a Packer fan. #DiscountDoubleFucked

Roger Goodel is gonna have to pull an all nighter thinking of excuses for that shit

The olympics are seriously USA vs China

@shelbyfranklin Shelby. Everyone knows you have a kind heart and would never do anything to harm anyone physically or emotionally.

@erin_wolke thank you for your monetary donation to the Erin Wolke college/alcohol fund!!

“@uberfacts: Ignorant people are more likely to believe they are brilliant” wow!! Thank you for that information! Never woulda guessed..

“@milomn: Hope everyone is enjoying there #MiloMonday

RT IF YOU WANT A SHOUT-OUT!” *their. As a celebrity you gotta have perfect grammar!

“@milomn: First time inside of Bearpath. Cool beanz.” I'm just checking, but did you just say 'Cool beans' on twitter?

If I were the type to tweet my emotions, this would be an emotional tweet.

Who's tryna chill? ;) http://t.co/fYLv6Xgf

Getting texts from @gitz76 's mom>>>> ;)

“@gitz76: “@philipcook4: Fourth consecutive weekend alone #aaaahhhhyeeeaaahhhh” Get it in Phil !!!!” your wish is my command

“@uberfacts: If Barbie were real, she would be too skinny to bear children, and to disproportionate to walk upright.” nice grammar.

I get more stressed over friendships and relationships then I ever do from school.