*bids tearful but manly farewell to the brotherhood & the little terror/treasure that is @maisie_williams* # http://t.co/koLBV1mg

@sophierrturner @maisie_williams Right. I'm following you both. But the first squeak about Bieber/Sheeran/1D and it's 'block & report spam'

I ❤ Manchester and all its folk.

I am absolutely WORLD CLASS at pulling up just that tiny bit too far away from the ticket machine at car park barriers.

@sophiee_turner *unfollows*

I just saw two drunks on a bench in Mile End, dozing on each other, one had a Stella, the other... a YAKULT #goooodbacteria

*leans out*
*returns, leans out harder*
*undoes seatbelt, gets close*
*opens door*

*drops ticket*

@maisie_williams Awww. Miss you too kid. Great pic of you and @sophiee_turner though.

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Bet Judi Dench is putting all those cool gun holding bits from Skyfall on her showreel this morning.

"Don't give it up, all those other fuckers will give up before you."

HELLO (officially) new followers, thank you for all your messages. I'm so excited as I'm a huge fan of the show (and growing beards). x #GoT

THE BUS DRIVER JUST LET ME ON FOR FREE COS HE'D ENJOYED THE PLAY SO MUCH

A old snap with my dear mucker @lovegwendoline.  http://instagr.am/p/QxW7wvi-XZ/ 

@lovegwendoline let's get #joedempsiesdiscotits ( . )( . ) trending (cc @joedempsie)

Works do
http://t.co/pke1kAKO
(#gameofthroneroses © @joedempsie)

Unfollowing anyone who tweets how many days it is until Christmas as of now.

main new girlfriend http://t.co/pvtuC8QZ

The NORTH

I wish you could see @maisie_williams' impression of the OMG cat. It is UNCANNY. http://t.co/BTBuUAFN