Sidebar.io (@sidebario) is probably the best daily email i've ever signed up for.  http://bit.ly/105X0j3  Covers #UX & #Design

Alley Yoga, we meet in the alleyway and do yoga. How hard is it to understand? Yes of course I'm certified.

Mom: "I saw your twitter account the other day."
Me: *i hope she mentions my follower #*
Mom: "Your tweets are pretty stupid."

Klout now links to your online banking account! Easily transfer currency points from your savings profile to bump up your Klout score!

"I want this cheesecake factory to evoke walking in to nine Mordors" http://t.co/gFWrHh3

You don't DM me like you used to

Just moved the Phone app out of the dock on my iPhone. Is this what transhumanism feels like?

Take a deep breath, Phillip. Just b/c it doesn't have microwave directions doesn't mean it's not microwaveable. Stop your crying. Stop it

Clamactive has the same anti-acne properties as normal Proactive, but we've added the refreshing zest of all-natural clam juice

Local weatherman's calling for wind today. Just wind. "So much wind," he says with an urgency in his eye I don't recognize.

My first post on @medium! Since I'm new I picked a light subject  http://bit.ly/16zhN6j  What's the meaning of life?

My favorite part of "Invisible" is when Clay is like, "Wait, I already am." I'm like "OH SNAP"

#sls13 turnout's looking good for #slsmetrics! pic.twitter.com/OAfA6PR9wX

RELIEVE THE PAINFUL EFFECTS OF EVERYDAY LIVING.  http://instagr.am/p/Q8Mk4rzGZj/ 

This airport's intercom has been playing Dark Side of the Moon all morning. TSA guys asking if I wanna 'hang' & watch the luggage carousels.

Guy at the bar asked me "how we're playing" as I glanced @ the Celtics game. I panicked, but "Uhhh pretty good" seemed to be satisfactory

60ish dude rollerblading to work in full pads & full beard. Looked at me & whispered, "I was like you once"

LEAVE ME ALONE IM COLLABORATING

Ugh. I picked the wrong day to walk to work in high heels

I really just want sunglasses that make me look like Randy Newman.