Favstar gets even better if you sign in.
You don't DM me like you used to
Red panda's caught, so I can stop standing on my desk and squealing and pulling my dress up.
I really dislike that little Google Android guy
Alley Yoga, we meet in the alleyway and do yoga. How hard is it to understand? Yes of course I'm certified.
Just moved the Phone app out of the dock on my iPhone. Is this what transhumanism feels like?
Mom: "I saw your twitter account the other day."
Me: *i hope she mentions my follower #*
Mom: "Your tweets are pretty stupid."
Klout now links to your online banking account! Easily transfer currency points from your savings profile to bump up your Klout score!
Take a deep breath, Phillip. Just b/c it doesn't have microwave directions doesn't mean it's not microwaveable. Stop your crying. Stop it
Clamactive has the same anti-acne properties as normal Proactive, but we've added the refreshing zest of all-natural clam juice
Local weatherman's calling for wind today. Just wind. "So much wind," he says with an urgency in his eye I don't recognize.
It’s Camus’ 100th bday! Let’s read some Camus.
Strategy: We'll send Phillip an email every 10 minutes asking him to sign Pres. Obama's bday card until he gives us his name & email again
My favorite part of "Invisible" is when Clay is like, "Wait, I already am." I'm like "OH SNAP"
At work I help people make cool things happen on the Internet. At life I mostly listen to Morrissey songs. Director of Strategy at @NJIMedia