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I have sexdaily! I mean I have dyslexia... Fcuk! :)
A police officer pulled me over and said 'papers'. So I shouted 'scissors' at him and drove off. :)
Jimmy Savile died, then one year later JJB Sports closes down..At least we now know where he got those dodgy tracksuits from. :)
My new party trick.. I swallow two pieces of string and an hour later they come out of my ass tied together. I shit you knot :)
Love is like a fart. If you have to force it....it's probably shit. :)
Twitter is seven years old today, meaning that no Arsenal fan has ever tweeted about winning an trophy. :)
Just bought half a dozen broomsticks that were used in the Harry Potter films...
I only paid a Quid each. :)
If Abu Hamza gets the electric chair, he can stick his hook in the air and pretend he's in a bumper car. :)
If I get to 1000 followers .... I will have 1000 followers #fact :)
How does Justin Bueber remove a condom?He farts. :)
Finding the word "init" more annoying than a dose of the clap
#drugslive I once had MDMA then switched to natwest current account :)
It's it me or does anyone else fear a new song from mika ?
singer/songwriter in the band @rottenped and all round nice chap ....dont like what i say then dont follow !!!! #spazdrip Verified #MUFC_family® member