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Hey, @twitter:you know how every myspace account starts out with Tom as a friend?You should do that, but with @beebee880. Thanks in advance!
Welp, #atheist, turns out Norse paganism is true. Meet me in the mall parking lot for fermented honey, battle axes, and a glorious death
#e3rumors Microsoft announces Zizek simulator, with kinect support. Gesticulate wildly to his speeches to score a perverse amount of points
Came out as an Otherkin to my parents last night. Dad just said that he wasn't disappointed, but was headmates with someone who is.
For nerds who freak out about the word "privilege": Straight White Male: The Lowest Difficulty Setting There Is http://t.co/bxN85sFR
@relativelybear @woodmuffin To denounce the evils of Tax and Gov'
Sext:You are a box of corn dogs. I pull your lid open, and find that the corn dogs are individually wrapped.I am taken aback for a moment.
#thedatewasoverwhen my corset burst, allowing my horrifying stomach to open my shirt, revealing my tattoo of an anime The Last Supper
Post-racism America: tie all the racists to posts, leave them there.
Ha ha ha, America is a Hellstate. http://americablog.com/2012/11/romney-staff-refusing-to-let-frostbitten-children-leave-pa-rally.html …
,@oaklandpoliceca here's a crime: you
that's it. that's the joke
There are always at least four bags of blood in each room, whether a patient requires a transfusion or not. #KvltHospital
.@oaklandpoliceca saw an officer ghost riding the whip: illegal, but cool, I guess: give them a raise and the ability to taze less cool cops
im WHITE and i love pizza hut
