haha crazy how during the week u cant wait for the weekend but during the weekend u cant wait for death

did u know words arent even real. some idiot just made them up

Heres Some Badass Info: Pregnant Ladies Have A Skull Inside Their Womb. Sometimes Two Or Three

The Sun Is A Baller Cause It Dont Give A FUCK If U Got Ur 8 Hours Or Not. Its Going To Rise & Its Going To Shine And Theres Nothing U Can Do

TEENS Are Huffing Justin Beieber Mp3s TO GET HIGH

one time my grandpa didn't take the plastic thing off his deodorant and was just scraping his armpits to death for like two weeks

If You Lift Up A Tweet U Can See All The Subtext Beneath Crawlin Around Like Bugs. Usually Just Stuff Like "I Hate Myself" & "Im Horney" Tho

Hey Bud. Dont Curse At The Moon. Im Offended Because. Some Of My Best Friends Are The Moon

u never seen twin peaks?!? what do u live under a rock? u a pill bug or somethin? u make a nest beneath a slab of stone homie?

Some People On This Planet Dont Have Any Food To Eat So They Die. Other People Get Paid To Eat An Irresponsible Amount Food On Television

Meet Someone Who Has The Same Brain Problems As You, And Then Fuck Them. Twiter Dot Com

You Ever Like Someone So Much That U Just Leave Em Alone? It Is The Politest Way To Show Your Affection

Are You Sadder Than A Fifth Grader

Did U Know U Can Sext Yourself?? Take That, Loneliness

Im Barely Doing Any Crime Right Now Its Incredible. Usually I Cant Stop Crimeing But Right Now Im Just Eating This Totally Legal Sandwich

DO NOt Troll Me On This Web Site Or My Dad Will Lirteally Come To Ur House And Say "Hey You KnuckleHead!! Be Cool"

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this is my grandma and her wii bowling league and they are called hooters and this is not even a joke pic.twitter.com/Ubcuf6NSVU

rip paul macartney dove into a swimming pool full of money like scrooge mcduck and just fucking exploded

Cause Of Death : Heelys