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'YOU GOT FL STUDIO 9 BUILT INTO YOUR SHOWER, SON ?'........'DO I LOOK LIKE I FUCKIN SHOWER, MATE ?'
some babies are born premature but i was born very mature i just came out and i was like so what
Ah, sorry, my primitive male brain only allows me to interface with the world as far as figuring out which things I can fuck.
do you guys ever feel sorry for old songs trapped in their predictability. what? no i didn't sign up for this craft class, i'm just leaving
i couldn’t help but notice ur tribal tattoo. what tribe are u in? i bet it is a very cool one indeed
you ever channeled your ki...on weed???
how do I change my top 8
i am a tiny bandit & i seek the smallest diamonds in the world
YOU GUYSSSSS I JUST HAD THREE PIZZA PEICES AND TWO BREAD STICKS AND I AM JUST BLISSED OUT OK???!!
go on ahead fellas i'll catch up!! i just need to... *lowers voice* suck my bike's dick
*slaps you listlessly across the face with a giant foam finger because i love you*
volume & being high
dont say clit at a job interview even if youre being professional about it
if i see another spider in my room im moving out of the country
please. Please do not tell my children their proud atheist father was 3 tiny buddhists in a large clown suit
I just smudged your makeup with my vibes. Whoopsie. Super sorry.
i need a muthfuckin horse with some muthafuckin wings
SMOKIN DABS OF OREO CREME IN MY G PEN