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enough with the jokes. time for some #RealTalk this hemorrhoid doesnt hurt anymore and im obsessed with the idea of it and i want to keep it
#ExtremeRules HELL YEAH I heard more than words in cvs the other day & thought the same thing now its trending? wow like wtf I'm psychic
'YOU GOT FL STUDIO 9 BUILT INTO YOUR SHOWER, SON ?'........'DO I LOOK LIKE I FUCKIN SHOWER, MATE ?'
some babies are born premature but i was born very mature i just came out and i was like so what
Ah, sorry, my primitive male brain only allows me to interface with the world as far as figuring out which things I can fuck.
do you guys ever feel sorry for old songs trapped in their predictability. what? no i didn't sign up for this craft class, i'm just leaving
i couldn’t help but notice ur tribal tattoo. what tribe are u in? i bet it is a very cool one indeed
YOU GUYSSSSS I JUST HAD THREE PIZZA PEICES AND TWO BREAD STICKS AND I AM JUST BLISSED OUT OK???!!
*slaps you listlessly across the face with a giant foam finger because i love you*
please. Please do not tell my children their proud atheist father was 3 tiny buddhists in a large clown suit