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  • pi_alize
      π @pi_alize

    Hey @goairlinesindia , you might need to screen your staff and reassess your priorities. #Harassment http://t.co/8qx2Q0gZ

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  • pi_alize
      π @pi_alize

    Pregnant rape victim shoots & DECAPITATES attacker, leaves his severed head in village square http://t.co/60j2gz0C #DoingItRight #LikeABoss

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  • pi_alize
      π @pi_alize

    #moviethingstodobeforeidie Swivel around in a large leather chair and say, "I've been expecting you".

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  • pi_alize
      π @pi_alize

    Does it go both ways? More reasons to just lie there/What's it like to Have My Husband Fuck me after I die. http://t.co/TDc8RRSd via @viceuk

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  • pi_alize
      π @pi_alize

    Do you guys have a favorite insult/cuss? I found my new one: 'Thigul Lang'-'Shining asshole' in Manipuri. And 'Tshk thoo'/ Fuckface. :D

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  • pi_alize
      π @pi_alize

    "Hippies love playing the fucking digeridoo because it's the closest they'll ever get to sucking a tree's dick" -Louis Katz

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  • pi_alize
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    If the Mayans and crazies are right about 2012, you must ask yourself: Do you really want to die sitting at this desk?

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  • pi_alize
      π @pi_alize

    It's pretty fucking sexual when a guy makes you a sandwich vs. asking for one.

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  • pi_alize
      π @pi_alize

    Dear Fake Geek Girls: Please Go Away - Forbes http://t.co/8zGjjISh via @sharethis

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  • pi_alize
      π @pi_alize

    Because every chick standing near a streetlight in the rain, needs a 'hooker' reference.

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  • pi_alize
      π @pi_alize

    Unemployed? I bet you are - Pink Lemonade is looking for graphic designers w/ a print/branding background. tina@pinklemonade.in Please RT?

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  • pi_alize
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    I want to climb into Nigella Lawsons twinset and hide forever. I'm sure she drops food down there. #mondays

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  • pi_alize
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    I need people for a photoshoot in #bangalore on Tuesday - Do you like your face? Read on pic.twitter.com/86HJX74TLA

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  • pi_alize
      π @pi_alize

    There's a Copenhagen based designer in desperate need of an iOS Dev. Know someone? Get in touch and/or RT/cc please? Thank yew :3

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  • pi_alize
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    Rape. Rabble rabble rabble. Silence. Rape. Rabble rabble rabble. Silence. Rinse and repeat as required.

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  • pi_alize
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    Have you ever held a bag of warm food in your lap and wondered-"Is this what incontinence feels like?" No? Me neither. #ShiftyEyes

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  • pi_alize
      π @pi_alize

    Cupcake, bloody cupcake. A tribute to #Dexter. http://t.co/qE9AoGmI

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  • pi_alize
      π @pi_alize

    Tell someone you like cats, and you're bombarded with 'cat pics' on a daily basis. Imagine if you said 'genitals' instead.

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  • pi_alize
      π @pi_alize

    Apparently September 19th is International Talk Like a Pirate Day (ITLAPD). Yeah. So. Mark yerr calendars ya' saucy wenches! #YarrNShit

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  • pi_alize
      π @pi_alize

    #Accessories for #fall include a cat wedged between your ribs and arm. http://t.co/vUyoYQTV

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