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#moviethingstodobeforeidie Swivel around in a large leather chair and say, "I've been expecting you".
Do you guys have a favorite insult/cuss? I found my new one: 'Thigul Lang'-'Shining asshole' in Manipuri. And 'Tshk thoo'/ Fuckface. :D
"Hippies love playing the fucking digeridoo because it's the closest they'll ever get to sucking a tree's dick" -Louis Katz
If the Mayans and crazies are right about 2012, you must ask yourself: Do you really want to die sitting at this desk?
It's pretty fucking sexual when a guy makes you a sandwich vs. asking for one.
Because every chick standing near a streetlight in the rain, needs a 'hooker' reference.
Unemployed? I bet you are - Pink Lemonade is looking for graphic designers w/ a print/branding background. firstname.lastname@example.org Please RT?
I want to climb into Nigella Lawsons twinset and hide forever. I'm sure she drops food down there. #mondays
There's a Copenhagen based designer in desperate need of an iOS Dev. Know someone? Get in touch and/or RT/cc please? Thank yew :3
Rape. Rabble rabble rabble. Silence. Rape. Rabble rabble rabble. Silence. Rinse and repeat as required.
Tell someone you like cats, and you're bombarded with 'cat pics' on a daily basis. Imagine if you said 'genitals' instead.
Apparently September 19th is International Talk Like a Pirate Day (ITLAPD). Yeah. So. Mark yerr calendars ya' saucy wenches! #YarrNShit