@500thingsmycatt When the boy was young he had acrobatic tendencies. pic.twitter.com/7waTQSIy

First uninterrupted night's sleep ever. I feel like a different person. Don't know who.

Been dieting for an hour now. Starving.

As global markets teeter on the brink of disaster yet again, I'm glad I had the foresight not to have any money to my name to worry about.

Are there farting championships held anywhere in the world? I want to enter my dog.

Wtf can this possibly mean? pic.twitter.com/Disgyq74

Kitteh! Meltiness. http://t.co/PvZi2RFd

So @obscurethingy & I wondered how this little guy got this amazing sixpack. pic.twitter.com/jrI9FDABbz

Tea is the staff of life.

@nodine13 Our house is full of: pic.twitter.com/HDhXlQd9

The feeling I just had when accidentally touching a wet teabag in pitch dark, is what horror movies are made of.

Someone on my poker table is called "ihavebigboob". Some sort of freak you think?

When the furchild was young.., @obscurethingy, @pani_bufetowa http://t.co/drjKvFga

I'm breaking in a new purse. Stressful. I don't like change.

Did you know there are Japanese dwarf flying squirrels? @pani_bufetowa, @obscurethingy pic.twitter.com/DX0DiS7s3k

I need "couf" to be a word. Someone make that happen, please. Quick, quick. #words

You need this chair, @obscurethingy. Or two. pic.twitter.com/oL6ODzda

The Snowy Portrait pic.twitter.com/W8ysf4Tp

Wholesome, well-balanced people living life to the full really get on my tits. Especially first thing in the morning.

@super_saffa_k Here you go. pic.twitter.com/BGriN0pn