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How to get me naked? Just sit back and wait. Eventually I will pour half a glass of juice on my shirt.
Looking for a guy who'll spoon me until I fall asleep. You will get no sex whatsoever.
You may jerk off on my tummy if absolutely necessary
You may jerk off on my tummy if absolutely necessary
It's friday. I'm drunk. I have no pants on. Just the way it's supposed to be.
Oh wait, was I supposed to bring someone home with me?
Oh wait, was I supposed to bring someone home with me?
My wrist hurts. When undressing for shower, managed to trip over own pants and fall down.
Conclusion: Pants are evil and dangerous.
Conclusion: Pants are evil and dangerous.
I bought a t-shirt that says "I'm getting pretty good at masturbating". If nothing else, maybe it will get me a pity fuck.
I just remembered, I am European so I should probably say something about the Berlin Wall.
It had nice tits.
It had nice tits.
Best thing about these human tragedies like earthquakes is that adding a twibbon and joining a FB group make them easy to get over.
I hate Christmas, it's like a bad orgasm. There's all the waiting and anticipation but afterwards you're just like "Huh, that was it?"
I seems I lost some followers with all the vag-talk. Okay, enough is enough. I'll move on to talk about my cunt.
You know who I've really missed during this whole diet/celibacy crap? My favourite guys to have a threesome with: Ben and Jerry.
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