So who gives a fuck about screening for deadly cancer? @mike_ftw sure does, and so do I. Donated $50 to PP because they do too.

Pretty much sums up QR codes for me…

RT @jcolman: Best. Flowchart. EVER! #ias13 pic.twitter.com/a6OngUSsXJ

Drunk girls carrying your stilettos and stumbling through the crowd shrieking that you can't find a fucking bathroom—

—carry on.

#july4th

.@tapbot_paul maybe let’s wait until we know no more people will be shot or blown up before we fire up the shitty joke machine

The UK—with very tight gun controls—suffered less than 3% of the US's gun murders last year. Per capita. And gun controls don't work?

Show @tfadp that we don't all want to sell out to @zynga. Go buy @iqpierce's Connectrode.

http://t.co/GZf2xQXm

(cc @gruber)

This is the best thing of today.

RT @rentzsch I'm guessing everyone who signs this is getting an audit http://t.co/QdSIVkU2

Want to see why Radiohead is the best modern rock band in the world? Go watch their Colbert Report performance. http://t.co/h4AhKFRj

#ThankYouSteveJobsFor showing us that quality matters. http://t.co/lKVTNwG

Double-fisting. @ Poplar Street Pub http://instagr.am/p/FZ57k/

Wow. Angelina Jolie on her preventive double mastectomy:

 http://www.nytimes.com/2013/05/14/opinion/my-medical-choice.html?_r=2& …

I applaud her bravery!

@kurafire I was going to tweet “eye feel your pain” but realized that joke is way too cornea

Seriously—the owner of that fertilizer plant killed over 4 times as many as the Boston bombers. Why isn’t his face plastered over the web?

We’re looking for a front–end web developer at Orca Health. Small company, freedom, good pay, Fridays out of the office. Send me your info!

Netflix's House of Cards is so well–written that the least believable part is a Congressman using a Mac.

@ryexley Frankly it’s worth a lot more than $30. It’s become totally essential to me and my coworkers. /cc @gedeon @iconfactory

My iPhone autocorrects “Boehner” to “nowhere”. Couldn’t have said it better myself.

@cabel Man. I totally just went for that OS 9 close–window button.

MY BRAIN EXPLODED

"Trickle–down government has never worked… anywhere." —Romney

Whaaa? What do you think the Ryan budget espouses?

Wait—how does Romney deal with actual facts? Has he ever faced them before?