@pigstubs' (Rachel A Rogers) most faved Tweets...
Who has two thumbs, frizzy hair, and just turned in her dissertation proposal?

THIS NERD.
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marleymarleyImAVeronicaOhSoSinisterlurkeyMODAT
eHarmony is slow!!
I MEAN FAST! eHarm is SO FAST!
no wait! I mean TWITTER is slow!
oh crap. never mind.
Hi. I'm Rachel and I'm on eHarmony.
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YayaaGPappalardolurkeyMODAT
Question: Is it possible to have too much guacamole in one day?


I'm leaning towards "No."
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GoNowGobaileygenineMODATsveiki
ATTN TOOTERS:
I am single on V-Day.
So, you know, if any of you want to propose, I would strongly consider answering.
LOL JK!




(call me)
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baileygeninejackholtalsoyourmom
Cough syrup with codeine something something now I can't sleep unless I drink your red-ish nectar.
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YayaaOhSoSinisterMODAT
Bring on those codeine-induced dreams!
Yeah, cough syrup!
Woooo*COUGHcoughcough* *HACK HHHHHACK*
spit
aaaaand good night
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jackholtalsoyourmomMODAT
Watching "Run Lola Run" to balance out me NOT running.
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GPappalardoiamnotdiddyMODAT
I drew a smiley face on my knee. I have no idea why, but now his name is Bruce.
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MODATnhmagpieiatethecrayons
dinner tonight has consisted of an apple, sun chips and ice cream. Delicious, delicious ice cream.
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bobthecowbaileygenineMODAT
Met my deadline!
Nice to see you again, twitterverse.
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marleymarleyurkillingmeMODAT
I think this weather is my absolute favorite.
I love the beginning of Fall.
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wifeoftjbaileygenineMODAT
@baileygenine I've realized I'm really good at NASCAR driving, acting, drinking burly men under the table, and copying people.
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ange_blackbaileygenineMODAT
To do: 1. Brush teeth. 2. Collapse.
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marleymarleyImAVeronicaMODAT
It has begun.
Made it three full days this time.

I'm picking at my nail polish.
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ImAVeronicabaileygenineMODAT
I found a spider in my home but I let him live because he was eating the ants.
We made a peace treaty with boundary lines and everything.
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marleymarleybaileygenineMODAT
Unicorns, puppies, kitties, cherry coke, doodles, kids, hippos, pop-culture mashups, postcards, Canadians, and witty subject shifts.
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ImAVeronicaMonimusMODAT
New upstairs neighbor is BLARING "How Am I Supposed To Live Without You."





...Should I check on her?
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ImAVeronicawifeoftjMODAT
THERE IS AN INCHWORM ON MY PANTS. WHERE DID IT COME FROM AND HOW LONG HAS IT BEEN THERE?!?





It's kinda cute. Hellooooo there little guy!
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davegorumbaileygenineMODAT
I'm pretty sure I'm turning into an introvert. Who also is an extrovert.
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marleymarleyanonygirlMODAT
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