guilty.. lmao. "@cheetosoverhoes: Every chick has or will attempt to lick their own nipples at some point in their life."

"@drop_them_draws: #tweetapictureyoucantexplain http://t.co/FpzFcGHU" If look closer, you can see the real hairline and it's funnier lmao.

I don't like the feeling of being unnecessarily touched.

I just wanna be with you.

“@factup: The average bra size today is 36C. Ten years ago it was 34B. Boobies are getting bigger.” Lmfaoooo.

"@kennywelch: Steve from Blues Clues died of cocaine overdose lol" Well, my childhood is dunzo.

this drake meme is the funniest one in a while.

ive been laughing at this for like, 10 minutes. pic.twitter.com/H5tLoaD0OD

power trip - j cole x miguel.

when people show you who they really are; believe them.

@popsson but like, why are her teeth parting like islands, looking like a jack o lantern.

if you take relationship advice from twitter, you're not shit.

"@jonlovett: I have a feeling there aren't a lot of people around Chris Brown giving him honest feedback."

the posting photos of your disgusting looking "food" has got to stop.

I wanna see a horror film with a black family.. shit would be hilarious.

class of '16 is so irrelevant, like who are ya'll?

I love raspy voices.

@tellej so then why did you get defensive..? no need to lie, it's cool your body has built in airbags.

a wild snorlax appears. "@jstkeepitclassy: smh RT @mrcollegeboy: .................. RT @tellej: http://t.co/kfDlXtej .."

happens to me all the time. "@ikeepittooreal: To call a Black person "White" for speaking proper english is some real Ignorant sh*t!"