There's few things I enjoy more than having the house to myself.

Husband dramatically took off dog's sweater and threw it across the room. It made me remember vaguely how sex used to start #MarriedLife

It's December but still not sweater and boot weather? What the fuck Mother Nature, what the fuck.

Smokin a bowl in the playland like a McFuckinGangster.

I've decided I want a carebear tattoo. Because that's all I really am minus the fur.

@zenofawesome1 Sweeny Todd :D

@zenofawesome1 LOVE your Jack Sparrow tattoo! I'm drooling over here.

Is it obvious when I abruptly close the bedroom door for twenty minutes then come out and wash my hands?

@inandonyourmind thanks :) I know quite the gardener

My boss says: Juno, why do you always look so sad? Oh I don't know boss, maybe because I work at McDonald's?

Extremely laid back person. I go w/ the flow, I don't overthink, I'm not jealous or angry. I keep it simple. #MentionSomethingAboutYourself

Due to the Olympics providing me opportunity to watch athletes burn enough calories for all of us, I shall sit&eat Hershey's instead of run.

@nancy_potwin thanks :) it's my first bong!

Weed garden :) 100% legal as I live in the awesome #CO, a proud mmj state. #Organic #OneLove #Natural pic.twitter.com/r8UFMQvR

Wtf is "totes"? Are humans actually too lazy to say "totally" these days? Smh.

Apparently all you need to do is abrubtly quit and wait 6 months for McDonald's to give you a raise.

Do you ever find yourself doing something you said you'd never do again? Meh. Sacrifices must be made for the greater life improvement.

What the fuck. It's like all McDonald's have their own information line. Errrybody knows errrything about errrybody.

You have two eyes, two ears and one mouth so you can see and listen twice as much as you speak.

#MyFitnessPal and #MyTracks are so helpful when trying to get healthy. Completed today under calorie goal :) @fltness @getthinquotes