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Madison Bumgarner... just cuz he's trending, and i'd like to keep it alive. #sfgiants
6 yrs ago was told porn on NYD was good luck. It wound up being a horrible yr. Haha, autocorrect- pork. Pork- bad luck. Porn- good luck?
Am I the only person that didn't know Gilbert Gottfried was the voice of the duck?
Jeff Burton is trending? Nice. But, I love his big brother more. Ward Burton forever! #NASCAR #Daytona500
Thank goodness for subtitles when rednecks speak. On teen mom 2- coulda sworn he said "whorehouse" not "courthouse"
March 14th is close... To celebrate with the shirt.woot up today? Hmm.... www.shirt.woot.com
Judging by the 2 pepsi max commercial I've seen, their cans should be used to inflict bodily harm on people. Got it.
I think the people who judge the most are the old ladies that work at hallmark.
I've never been in a conga line.
#community halloween episode is showing tonite. "u punched a lady bee" fave line.
I wish I had a marker and paper when I was at the stoplight. Man w/ sign "on the street. Gf pregnant. Anything helps." I had many solutions
My great aunt w/ alzheimers was told that a friend had alzheimers.She said "please anything but that."I'm the only 1 who found it hysterical
Tom hanks, big: trifecta in play in my twitter feed. One of my faves.