Madison Bumgarner... just cuz he's trending, and i'd like to keep it alive. #sfgiants

@dyerelian <3 Vince Gill.

6 yrs ago was told porn on NYD was good luck. It wound up being a horrible yr. Haha, autocorrect- pork. Pork- bad luck. Porn- good luck?

Am I the only person that didn't know Gilbert Gottfried was the voice of the duck?

Fairly certain, if @real_simple were to organize my house, they'd tell me to get rid of 2+ yrs of their magazines. http://yfrog.com/h7bqedj

Jeff Burton is trending? Nice. But, I love his big brother more. Ward Burton forever! #NASCAR #Daytona500

Thank goodness for subtitles when rednecks speak. On teen mom 2- coulda sworn he said "whorehouse" not "courthouse"

RT @pinkelfnt: I think the people who judge the most are the old ladies that work at hallmark.

Told ya. http://yfrog.com/h44y1qqj

March 14th is close... To celebrate with the shirt.woot up today? Hmm.... www.shirt.woot.com

Judging by the 2 pepsi max commercial I've seen, their cans should be used to inflict bodily harm on people. Got it.

Woohoo. Dana Carvey's son reppin @sfgiants with a black flat billed cap on #SNL stage w/ cast. Nice.

I think the people who judge the most are the old ladies that work at hallmark.

I've never been in a conga line.

#community halloween episode is showing tonite. "u punched a lady bee" fave line.

@mumble88 Reggie! Happy new year! It's goin. Kinda happy to see '10 leave. How the heck are u? What's the haps?

I wish I had a marker and paper when I was at the stoplight. Man w/ sign "on the street. Gf pregnant. Anything helps." I had many solutions

My great aunt w/ alzheimers was told that a friend had alzheimers.She said "please anything but that."I'm the only 1 who found it hysterical

"it's a bless" :D cant wait to see it. RT @sfgiantsbeat: Andres Torres to become subject of documentary http://bit.ly/elA9AG #SFGiants

Tom hanks, big: trifecta in play in my twitter feed. One of my faves.