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Got my Twitter demographic figured out-guys who like boobs and suburban moms who drink because of their kids.Same as RL. Write what you know
Best obvi lesson learned from my kids so far-They're Not You!All raised in same house-all utterly different-with NO interest in my agenda.
What is this Star vs RT BS?Know Im a newbie but figuring out my own rules for why I star/when I RT.And they may not be your rules.Thats OK.
So. Viagra and Virile. Both 6 letter words that start with V and mean the opposite of each other. Coincidence?
Going for dinner with ex-husband's 3rd ex-wife.What's the protocol? White gloves?Curtsy?Bring voodoo doll?Compare views of short/comings?
Thought Id tweeted something incredibly profound. Shook my head *Ouch* Realized it was all IN my head. Oh vodka. How I love/hate you.
When you give continually with no expectation you'll get anything back-and you dont-ever? Its your own fault but its also time to move on.
These days, Im a lot more prepared to open my legs than my heart
Kid #4 with genius IQ says "what's it called when you kill off old/sick people? EuthanChina?" Close baby. Right continent. Think bigger.
Pretty sure this whole "when one door closes/a window opens" thing is a bunch of sales BS, but what if Im wrong??
Lawyer, mother of 5, passionate seeker of more shoes, better cleavage and the meaning of life. In that order.