@caspararemi *THIS* :D RT @mcfaddenciara: RT @xannacowan: I love this guy #modernfamily #phil pic.twitter.com/xsDDLOrm

"And what do you do?" RT @tunnelbreeze: What should the caption be? pic.twitter.com/lz1kI7pX

You are not a child.It is your responsibility to borrow what you can afford to pay back.Your finances.Your addiction to credit.No one else's

SAYS. IT. ALL. RT @meliden: Labour Party Conference Dinner - A snip at £12,500 per table. They're all in it together http://t.co/wAb6enD1

Social engineering from leftie teachers yet they're *only* teachers and not parents and social workers SO WHO THE HELL DO U THINK U ARE?!

Just watched Priscilla. I love being gay. #proud

At least I'm not alone... #wankers RT @willbankss: Story of my life. pic.twitter.com/0cVZQuTxfF

"I am Gloria de wife" just classic #hilarious #magic #modernfamily @caspararemi

Wonder how she got her red eye... ;) RT @azealiabanks: If you strapped nigga....  http://instagr.am/p/WDho3nH1ed/ 

Male Full-Frontal Nudity Supercut: Which Stars Have Bared It All? (VIDEO, NSFW)  http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/02/13/male-full-frontal-nudity-supercut-mashup-video-nsfw_n_2681753.html … via @huffingtonpost

I feel compelled to say it every time I hear it: Stooshe. What a fucking stupid name.

If we don't go into places like #mali we let nutters run riot and one day they'll be on our doorstep, as al Qaeda showed. No choice.

@georgyy your eyebrows are fabulous. Please, never pluck them. #justsaying

#IGetThatALot "Gok!" Yeah, hi...

If anyone would like to snog my face off tonight, I won't mind #justsaying

First football. Now slagging off twitter. Whilst I'm on it. God old people annoy me. Fuck I'm ready for Christmas to be over now.

Bare lolz RT @political_fun: What women's mags are actually saying.  http://lockerz.com/s/269610616 

Reading the #top10greatestvoices you can see how little knowledge of musical history young ppl hv now. Only murs? Jessie j? Don't be ridic.

Let it be known: @caspararemi bought the same glasses as me deliberately because he knows style and good taste when he sees it #fabulous

Love rihanna's diamonds but, yet again, I wish someone else was singing it. This time I'm thinking maybe beyonce