"I'm gonna punch him in the nose, and then I'm gonna knee him in the balls." Oh, Julianne. <3 #BeingErica

"I think it was the great poet Ludacris who said, 'Regret is fo suckas, fo suckas, fo suckas. Regret is fo suckas. Bitch.'" #LostGirl Kenzi!

"Just a fancy gitch collection. I'd say my lady was single and ready to crotch-mingle." Kenzi <333 #LostGirl

Dear #Glee: There's nothing wrong with Atheism. It's a valid (non-)religious choice, not some state that exists before/until religion.

I love how Spike calls Dawn "Little Bit." #Buffy

@bertiedav throw away the applicators that come with shadow. Apply foundation down your neck so it doesn't look like you're wearing a mask.

@bertiedav eyeliner all around your eyes makes them look small. Less is more. Don't use your finger (I do, tho). Use good eyeshadow brushes.

@bertiedav always use foundation of some sort. Blush is your friend. Prime your eyelids before applying shadow. Lash Stiletto is the bomb.

@bertiedav swap the beer for something that doesn't taste like piss, and that sounds like a fab day. :P

EXCUSE ME, FETUS, YOUR FAVOURITE AUNT REQUESTS THAT YOU GET THE FUCK BORN ALREADY.

I'm so amused by this (it's totally true, though): http://www.pagetbrewster.com/