In my next life I want to be the person I aspired to be in this one.

I want the hours I wasted reading all your shit back NOW

When people tell me that I've changed, I want to shake them and tell them: "And so should you!"

Whenever I feel a rush of energy coming on, I quickly lie down to save it for tomorrow.

We can't all be rich, beautiful, talented, witty and all the other perceived good things in life, but we all sure as hell can be kind.

People who want the most from me get the least from me. Those who want nothing, get everything I have to give and more.

Today, 3yrs ago, a cat killed a baby robin in my garden. I cried. Hour later my dad died. I cried. Saw a robin in my garden today. I smiled.

Slippers on, fag in mouth, and curlers in hair, I eagerly await Walmart's arrival in my country...

I can't see you tonight because
I have to work on my relationship with the silent, invisible people living in my laptop.
Raincheck?

Withholding love is the most powerful and destructive weapon man has at his disposal.

I'm not addicted to Twitter.
I read, laugh, star, and maybe RT.
Simple.
But I'm addicted to all of you funny, peculiar, lovable people.

The most beautiful people aren't necessarily the most attractive.

Is it safer to unfollow someone in the dark?

I'm new to this. Is it usual to feel gutted if someone unfollows you?

I can cope with voices in my head but the voices outside my head drive me crazy.

Don't unfollow me. One day I'm going to write a brilliant tweet and you'll miss it.

Just going onto Facebook to check how my past life is doing.

The true gems on twitter are hard to find. As in RL they are not loud and aggressive, but shine brightly notwithstanding.

Twitter has confirmed that there's no accounting for taste.

I'm tweetering on the edge of a panic attack