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Slowly but surely I'm finding out who's been unfollowed by the gremlin responsible for unfollowing my favourite tweeters. I'll find you all.
In my next life I wanna be a fish so I don't feel like I'm drowning.
Don't fence me in. I'm free range not battery.
By all means go ahead, but don't blame others if you fail.
If you tell me I can't, I'll show you I can. So don't.
Like a fool, I volunteered to do a moodboard for our office refurberation. It's taken hours, a bad mood and I'm still not done.
I'm only hot in summer.
I've never understood what's so good about a blessing in disguise.
I'm so old I can't remember yesterday.
When I was about 14, I didn't speak to my mother for about 6 months. I realize now that those must have been the best months of her life,
Bond or Norris? I'll have Chuck thanks.
So where were we? Somewhere between inspirational, profound or in the gutter?
Oh yay! A missed call from an unknown number on a Sunday night! I can't wait to listen to the voice message I'm sure you left me.
I have no idea where to start, so I'll just watch crap on TV instead while sending tweets I don't read before sending. Where will it end?
If you've got your lawyer's number of speed dial, you obviously live dangerously. Probably no need to tell you I haven't got a lawyer.
Nothing quite like Hoarders to inspire me to go shopping.
I fed my soul with sleep and not sure if that was a good idea as I feel human again.
Just my luck getting a touchscreen phone which doesn't like being touched and leaves out key words!
Don't you just hate it when people spill their guts all over you?
Best friend is Pippa my Yorkie. Soulmate ditto. Companion ditto. Confidant ditto. Pippa likes people. I don't. My soul sister @fannyb1tch is funny. I'm not.