Anyway, if you're old enough to, vote. Get your friends to do it too. This shit's important. Human rights & education are on the line here.

so I follow a lot of .txt accounts but I think @mlp_txt is the first one that regularly makes me feel homicidal

fuck anime

whats up with bonerbabe crumblecob's weird face

I have never purposefully crafted any tweet. This is unfiltered mind waste, being dumped into the ocean of your heart.

Show your bf a video of an attack dog mauling a guy then lean over and whisper "imma do that to your dick later" #datingtips

Your voice is like a station wagon driving into the garage of my heart. Dad's home, and he's got groceries. #ylnt

RETWRET MY DRUNK TWEETS THEYRE GRWMEAT

I loot so compulsively in games that if I watch you playing a game and you miss any chests or trash cans, I will start trembling and crying

Brandon's mad cause I called him a fake gamer girl in public. He's trying to fight me but doesnt know how to do anything but show his tits.

@mlp_txt DONT FAVORITE THAT DON'T BE PROUD OF THE BAD FEELINGS YOU'RE MAKING ME FEEL UGGHHH

Everybody please get into starpiloting so I can crawl into your body and do embarassing things for you  http://xorph.com/starpilot/ 

I bet there are at least a hundred people who are actually crying about tumblr being down. They all love homestuck and are multiple system.

I think I hate otherkin so much because if I was raised just slightly differently I'd definitely be one

walmart sellin air freshners with ghosts n mummies n shit on em. walmart how u know what a damn ghost smells like. smh

A VOTE FOR ROMNEY IS A VOTE FOR NOT BEING ABLE TO OPEN JARS IN FRONT OF GIRLS AND YOU FEEL EMASCULATED #obama2012 #strongmanlygrip

I own a lot of cool clothes but I'm afraid to wear them outside cause people might think I think I'm cool

PLEASE refer to me by the gender pronoun Cool Badass

A Video Game where after you shoot every enemy you have to hear him sob until he dies, then watch a slideshow of photos of him & his family

For every empty space on my résumé a finely crafted butthole. ☆