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Hee! Phoned hubs & got ladeej. I was all KAUN HAI TU, HARAAMKHOR CHUDAIL?!!! before I realized it was the default VM robot voice. #nevermind
Read a quote today that broke my little tree-hugging heart :'( "When the axe came into the forest, the trees said the handle is one of us."
Gehehehe! The Dutch be funny :D Sign outside icecream shop in Haarlem. pic.twitter.com/7GhnTjPrXS
31 Kids Who Are Too Clever For Their Own Good http://www.buzzfeed.com/expresident/kids-who-are-too-clever-for-their-own-good … via @buzzfeed AHAHAHAHAHA!
Squee! RT @buzzfeedandrew This cat is only pretending he wants to be left alone because he knows he's cute as all hell. pic.twitter.com/krJm6WcP
Me: Yaar don't put feet on book. Kitteh1: Why not? Me: Because. Saraswati. Kitteh1: Paws are acceptable. #ok pic.twitter.com/pUk2jNkCfq
Neighbor: "I'm putting up cobwebs. You know, Halloween." Me: "I never remove cobwebs. You know, Laziness." ^^
GHASTLY pj by friend: Q "Why was MohinderAmarnath's wife horrified?" A. She heard "global warming ki wajah se Amarnath ka ling pighal gaya".
Jeez. Desis in Amreeka, fukcing develop a sense of humor and take that stick out your a$$. *eyeroll* (Yes, I refer to @aplusk's ad)
Every time @ikabirbedi tweets something smart and serious, my response is "Ooooh he soooo fiiiiiine!". Yes, I know that makes me shallow :p
Oho! Wedding season has begun in des. My sympathies with everyone who is forced to attend eleventy million 'functions'.
@i_r_squared The thing we will mention in 'Interests' category on your http://shaadi.com profile ^^
Is there a special tax on vowels these days? Husbandman has sent text "Lvng". What is that? Leaving? Loving? Levitating? #husbandsthesedays
Me: YRF heroes are soooo romantic. *sigh* Hubs: Like what, benchod Chandni? Bloody helicopter se phool fekneka, pura picture langda honeka.
OMG this spinach-onion pasta by @alittlecrunchy is beyond delicious! Make eeeeeeeeeet! http://www.crunchyrock.com/2012/04/pasta-with-caramelized-onions-and.html …
MY HEATING VENT! MINE! SHAN'T MOVE! FURRY BUM IS COLD! >°×°< pic.twitter.com/LiTIytvt
Replug: my article on Rajesh Khanna. Read & if you like it, RT. http://t.co/2q61CHPk
Oh you know... running away from brothels, dancing at train stations... RT @ashermadan @pitusultan How are you doing today, Freida Pinto?
Khookhaar Jaanwar. Kittehfraand. Female Sunny Deol. Bappida bhakt. Rabid X-Phile. Tacky person. Writing a novel. TEWTALLY AWESOME.
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