BBC radio: When someone says we need a new IT system, it's the equivalent of saying "I'm just going down to the basement" in a horror film.

THIS IS PARATA! Kicks Longstone into a pit (©2012)

@judithcollinsmp Sad? Greatest? Peacetime? Saved? Show some respect.

Carter sounds and behaves exactly like old 'Telephone Bill' from the Telstra Clear ads

Hey Adidas, remember the last brand that tried to tough-out NZ public opinion? Cadbury. Yeah that totally worked.

M2 magazine gave John Key Man of the Year and Heineken best beer. I'm guessing best ice-cream was vanilla.

'Weather bomb' for storm. 'Big dry' for drought. Newsdesks are clearly using a four year old boy to name common-ish weather phenomena.

Kiwis laughing at Mitt Romney? Many of them voted the same guy in twice here.

And the winner... Of Master Chef New Zealand is... NOT NEWS

Voted Tory all my life, but thanks to Twitter I learnt that the right and the media were full of shit, so tomorrow I vote Green.

If you missed "You know I can't grab your ghost chips, bro". Positive reinforcement and humour trumps shock tactics http://t.co/cBof4ee7

@seanplunketzb 'It' is corporate greed and swingeing political influence. 'It' protests won't be derailed by crony media disparagement.

A nuclear waste disposal site faces the challenge of designing deterrents for humans 100,000 years from now. http://bit.ly/dPg3GJ

'We won't see her like again' because she kicked her ladder to touch. The only grocer's daughter that has a shot now would be a Sainsbury

Irony is lost on BNZ that people 'work til they die' because of reckless lending, borrowing and state-driven financial fuckwittery.

We are all lying in the gutter, but some of us are face down and actively participating in the comments section.

You might like this I cooked up for @powershop's Queen's Birthday special http://t.co/Boiha9fc

Forget Rudd. One day to drown out fishing industry giants thwarting Australia's proposed million km² marine reserve http://t.co/QhP3GWGo

Phil had a golden opportunity to shoot down John Key's tired old rags to riches story. Key's (single) mother was a staunch Labour supporter.

Thoughts are also with the wives of violent cowardly arseholes tonight.