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BBC radio: When someone says we need a new IT system, it's the equivalent of saying "I'm just going down to the basement" in a horror film.
THIS IS PARATA! Kicks Longstone into a pit (©2012)
Carter sounds and behaves exactly like old 'Telephone Bill' from the Telstra Clear ads
Hey Adidas, remember the last brand that tried to tough-out NZ public opinion? Cadbury. Yeah that totally worked.
M2 magazine gave John Key Man of the Year and Heineken best beer. I'm guessing best ice-cream was vanilla.
'Weather bomb' for storm. 'Big dry' for drought. Newsdesks are clearly using a four year old boy to name common-ish weather phenomena.
Kiwis laughing at Mitt Romney? Many of them voted the same guy in twice here.
And the winner... Of Master Chef New Zealand is... NOT NEWS
Voted Tory all my life, but thanks to Twitter I learnt that the right and the media were full of shit, so tomorrow I vote Green.
'We won't see her like again' because she kicked her ladder to touch. The only grocer's daughter that has a shot now would be a Sainsbury
Irony is lost on BNZ that people 'work til they die' because of reckless lending, borrowing and state-driven financial fuckwittery.
We are all lying in the gutter, but some of us are face down and actively participating in the comments section.
Phil had a golden opportunity to shoot down John Key's tired old rags to riches story. Key's (single) mother was a staunch Labour supporter.
Thoughts are also with the wives of violent cowardly arseholes tonight.
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