The Emote - Starring Kristin Stewart rather than Adam Sandler because she only has one emotion. #changeoneletterfilms

SO awesome. RT @englishguy A bunch of things about World of Warcraft that you probably didn't know: http://t.co/eG8RClvC

@nintendo_legend and you’re like “BITCH, This is MY HOUSE. You will be Player 2 and you will LIKE IT!”

The costume ban at the theaters is ridiculous. Next up: no costumes at Comic-Con. Give me a break. STOP LIVING IN FEAR. FUCK.

There was no logical reason for the #Aurora shooting. It wasn't video games, movies, or music. He is just nuts. No speculation necessary.

So sick of men who have grown pussies over women being objectified in the gaming world. Shove your holier than thou attitude up your ass.

Going to be annoying right now and ask for your votes, pretty please <3 It is an amazing opportunity! http://t.co/kCXgg1hj

What happens when I wake up from an awesome dream http://t.co/Nq9f5rzL

Our family cat is missing. Please, please RT. :'( #LBC Long Beach, CA http://t.co/JOjAcKLZ http://t.co/6whILBW9

@leviathanpride Tie a string around your cock with a piece of candy at the end, then it can dangle down her throat! I'm a genius, I know.

@leviathanpride it is so true. That's why I'm usually only friends with men lol women are too much work and have too much to prove.

HOLY SHIT AM I ALIVE I DON'T KNOW I'M NOT ON TWITTER EVER SO PROBABLY NOT <3

If you think that taking a massive shit is the best feeling in the world then you probably haven't had sex with me.

Today is International Talk Like A Pirate Day. See you tomorrow, social media. ♥

Jesus, this guy can’t win. Not only does he have truck nuts but apparently he has blue balls as well. http://t.co/T2NLzW7k

R.I.P. to Nintendo Power. I felt SO cool because I was the only girl I knew who had a subscription. #fuckyeahgames <3

Blowing bubbles in your bubblegum while using a public restroom can leave a bad taste in your mouth.

@cool_jesse watch for leakage.

People who say that they arent going to the movies because of the #theatershooting are ridiculous.The fact is, you could get killed ANYWHERE

@cool_jesse the only thing women appreciate more than money is honesty. and good sex.