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siri, bring me the horizon
*skater teen looks up from his mtn dew* yo busses look like dicks
hey wow ive been thinkin bout u too frank ovean
I JUST THOUGHT OF SOMETHING BURGER KING OF THE HILL *runs to log onto tumblr* *knocks over cvs photo kiosk*
sext: take me out behind the shed and shoot me with a shotgun ;-)))
*guitar hero style boo's as you attempt to put your soft dick in a lady*
Let's turn that 666 into a 69.
People usually think I'm cool, until they look down and see that I'm wearing Hulk Hands.
Rango Unchanged (2013) - Rango is BACK, and the only thing that's fully loaded... is his diaper. Starring Johnny Depp, rated PG.
White people say, "I don't know how I feel about that."
top one funniest names for a michigan city: GAYLORD
take it from me, you dont want kids *looks at baby* fuk u
#describeyoursexlifewithamovietitle 3 Ninjas: High Noon at Mega Mountain starring Hulk Hogan.
IT DOESN'T MATTER HOW YOU FEEL.
HEY, IF A GIRL DOESN'T LIKE YOU, AND SHE DROPS SEVERAL HINTS, PLEEEEEEEEEEEEASE JUST REALIZE IT. ALSO, THE FRIENDZONE ISN'T REAL.
"i cant do anything unless im high huhuhuhu" -EVERYBODY I HATE
Will Smith punches aliens in at least 4 movies.
"only god can judge me" i whisper confidently to my self as i put chicken nuggets in a red cup
I just confused Purity Ring and Promise Ring. Hahaha, us hipsters, right guys? *human mask falls off revealing raccoon face*
Bro cmon. Just run your feet through my hair.
living the dream. human garbage. http://favstar.fm/users/pizzaboyfriend