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This is basically unwatchable. Thanks #comcast. #worldseries
Guy at the #WhiteSox game has pants that say "Urban Country" #oxymoron #regularmoron
I change the channel to see a house on fire. That's more uplifting than watching the #WhiteSox
That rug really tied the room together, did it not? #lebowski #lazysaturday
I think Johnny Cash was eating La Bambas when he wrote Ring of Fire.
You know you're in an office of all guys when you wash your hands and have to dry them on printer paper because there are no paper towels.
Holy crap, my birthday is on Thursday.
A Japanese ladybug made the unfortunate choice to land next to my garbage disposal while I was getting water.
Dear heavy breather on my conference call, you are making me sick. I am about to hang up due to your proximity to the microphone. #gross
When they kick out your front door, how you gonna come? With your hands on your head, or on the trigger of your gun?