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One more class. ONE MORE CLASS. ONE. MORE. CLASS.
I like being in a busy airport bc its like being on a highway but w/ NO CARS, NO MEDIANS and NO RULES *slams fullforce into unknowing lady*
According to my daughter, this Sunday we will be celebrating You Fucking Suck at Being a Mother.
that awkward moment when it is colder outside during the may finals week than it was during the december finals week
Underneath the floorboards at the Met, there's another Met Ball happening with mice.
What are people who own more than one pair of pants trying to prove???
Things I need on a restaurant's website:
Things I don't need:
-photos of the owner's kids
Changing my band's name to "Um I don't know" made us the most popular band ever. Seriously, go ask anyone who their favorite band is.
If you love someone set them free. If they come back they're yours or maybe you're in love with a boomerang.
I just woke up from a 17 hour nap. Now I know how sleeping beauty felt. I wonder if she dreamt she was fat again the whole time too.
I tug and tug and tug on this skin tag but my head won't open and expose the lil alien inside. I'm sure this is the hidden switch wtf
Honestly, I would rather stick a stiletto into my eye socket than walk around wearing those things on my poor little feet all day.
I work hard and I play hard. I have a viagra addiction.