@wtfuckfacts the last man sat alone in a room. there was a knock at the door...he thought, how did she find me.

Bitches be lazy...

Screw new followers, I can barely feed the ones I have now....

yea be content you fuckin asshole

losing friend on facebook is easier to take than losing twitter followers

i would say i was smart but, you would never in a million lifetimes ever think of someone other than yourself

#truetue Being single means I don`t have to lie to anyone, or be lied to.... so now it`s only for fun.

at least on facebook I can figure who I pissed off

such is said----who throws the first stone without sin----pray for the rock that happens to skip at the right time

You know you got what it takes when people come looking for you

@goldrushtodd I have seen more organization in a pile of shit

I have butter and will use it

I looked up some acupressure, points to open up my chakra`s...I have been sick feeling since

Finally Canada keeps out riff raff out---Russell Brand

@dan_bedell @frank_mag no wonder they fired everyone

I`m in a bad place between twitter and twofacebook!

if I did`nt have so many opinions and personality's I would have no one to argue with

I gauge the mood I'm in by how music, changes the type face of font

#Halifax I wish I never lived here

if in real life---i will kick you till I kick no more