@fieldproducer Beyond parody. "Hey Britain, you all have to tighten your belts and lose your jobs. PS Let's buy a yacht!" Honestly.

@robcorr LEISAYLS: wat douyo meen?
TOENYABOT: (jumps out window)

Can someone make a meme generator along these lines? We can all contribute.
RT @geordieguy: If I may @tonyabbottmhr  http://twitpic.com/cl29wl 

What If We Responded to Sexual Assault by Limiting Men’s Freedom Like We Limit Women’s?  http://www.wrongingrights.com/2013/01/what-if-we-responded-to-sexual-assault-by-limiting-mens-freedom-like-we-limit-womens.html …

Brilliant. via @jevoislafemme

@mrbenjaminlaw I have nothing against Asians, but I shouldn't have to see dumplings everywhere I go.

I'll be talking Downton Abbey at ACMI on Thursday next with Debi Enker, @incrediblemelk and @jevoislafemme. Will be fun http://t.co/fK6CukRC

Lovely, clear, impassioned piece by @robcorr in The Drum on why he and thousands of teachers are striking today: http://t.co/f3ASNXGX.

@mariekehardy frankly I don't care who it is as long as that fucking maniac doesn't get in and nationalise all your wombs.

SUPERB.
“@sjrwords: Early contender for letter of the year #grandprix #Springst pic.twitter.com/3T0jZHbD”

Amazing.
“@justinelavaworm: On trolls & Twitter. Extraordinary story: http://t.co/vMrs9i2S via @doctorow on @boingboing.”

I am sure that @incrediblemelk caught this sub-editorial antic in I think the Daily Telly: http://t.co/KsQ3j1Ou

Oh for fuck's sake. RT @glinner Australian Gov't adds #Wikileaks to banned website list - http://bit.ly/gT2L6r #cablegate

I have just discovered that my father has been taping Celebrity Splash to watch on the sly so my mother doesn't know.

Exactly the one I had planned. Bravo.
“@2fbs: Why didn't people tell me Tones had a new billboard? pic.twitter.com/bvO3n3sPyM”

Jesus Christ would you let us *miss* footy for like 10 seconds? So needy.
“@afl: 17 days until Opening Round!!”

@incrediblemelk it's fine if you forget she was once an incisive political analyst and just think of her as a political lifestyle reporter.

"Taz for the memories", @theage? That's not a pun. Taz doesn't even *sound* like thanks. Laziest headlining ever. http://t.co/Zn3RYvYQ

I found a Westpac Visa card belonging to Kain Taylor. On the road at cnr of Linlithgow and Alexandra Aves, Melb. Please RT so I can find him

Pretty much everything I love about Britain is encapsulated in @radiotimes's Knit Your Own Usain Bolt patterns.

Ian McEwan's new novel is about a writer in the 70s who is friends with Martin Amis. I think the space-pretentious continuum just collapsed.