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Sometimes I get these... feelings...vibes,then I realize I am sitting on the cat again..
If you're ever worried about what people think of you, remember they probably don't think of you at all.
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SistaKelleenTerriSueWhoJacksCapsEvokejudyschuprettygirlmasonpackbatFussySaffasanthonythomasannamc28invisible_1BlingVodkaMrsNutcase215jascollins
I wonder if anyone told Sarah Palin that 'Going Rogue' is a British slang term for unprotected anal sex.
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TerriSueWhoprettygirlmasonTony_E_NCbitterpussimlorileeinvisible_1santhonythomasannamc28PrincessOfForksMrsNutcase215ohhsointrikatejascollins
I really should be working.. wow.. I couldn't even type that without laughing
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prettygirlmasoniamnotdiddyWhateverLucydistinctlydrldesirousgoddessTerriSueWhoMrs_Happy_Pantsinvisible_1annamc28MrsNutcase215
I'm willing to overlook your obvious mental instabilities because I like your twitter avatar
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aurora00ktnunnaBlingVodkabitterpussMrsNutcase215TerriSueWhoprettygirlmasonPrincessOfForksGoodByeGracie
don't you hate it when your imaginary friend will not shut up? I am SO going to kick his ass
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bitterpussprettygirlmasonmonikkabvalentinemannamc28invisible_1PrincessOfForksMrsNutcase215keylargokiss
You're someone I really feel like I can sleep with sober
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bitterpussrachyrach1iamnotdiddyprettygirlmasonmonikkabannamc28invisible_1PrincessOfForksMrsNutcase215
Can I trade this job for what's behind door number 1? Or at least the trash dumpster out back...
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iamnotdiddyrediscover_meinvisible_1rachyrach1prettygirlmasondesirousgoddessannamc28PrincessOfForksMrsNutcase215
Why is there an expiration date on sour cream?
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MrsNutcase215JeeNeeBeeiamnotdiddyinvisible_1prettygirlmasonCinderellaJoeydistinctlydrlannamc28PrincessOfForks
If we lived under the Taliban, would you lift up your burka so I could see your ankles?
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joeschmittbitterpussbestgirlbettyprettygirlmasonmonikkabannamc28invisible_1MrsNutcase215
The more I learn about terrorism, the more I understand the phone company
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CinderellaJoeyiamnotdiddyprettygirlmasonTerriSueWhoinvisible_1annamc28PrincessOfForksMrsNutcase215
Maybe I'll become an evil genius and destroy the world and THEN I'll feel better
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MrsNutcase215WhateverLucyrachyrach1invisible_1prettygirlmasondistinctlydrlTerriSueWhoannamc28
I have much more free time now that you changed your passwords
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prettygirlmasonktnunnaIm_KarsonJacksCapsDDDBUPrincessOfForksiamnotdiddy
To the folks I just stopped following: Sorry you didn't meet my ridiculously low standards
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jascollinsTerriSueWhoCinderellaJoeybitterpussPrincessOfForksMrsNutcase215prettygirlmason
Great... there goes my date for Thanksgiving with the family... she is leaking air and I don't have a patch kit..
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Anyone having kinky dreams of Lady GaGa and Gold Fish? Good...Me neither
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prettygirlmasonmonikkabvalentinemannamc28invisible_1MrsNutcase215keylargokiss
Your pre-sneeze face freaks me out.
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crankfetterbitterpussprettygirlmasonmonikkabannamc28invisible_1PrincessOfForks
Seriously.. could you take at least one of your hands off your phone and put them on me?
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coachbaby4jascollinsprettygirlmasonmonikkabannamc28MissZwaninvisible_1
Twitter...You incomplete me.
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bitterpussCinderellaJoeyJacksCapsdesirousgoddessprettygirlmasoninvisible_1annamc28
I am tired of hearing about how fat you are.. It's okay to be fat. So you're fat. Just be fat and shut up about it
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