How I feel when I say anything to someone attractive pic.twitter.com/3FBnVa4a

1 year, 1 week, 2 days, 4 hours, 3 minutes and 50 seconds until @thortdw_

the most exhilarating and face-rippling moment of my life: SKYDIVE FOR ASHA!

 http://youtu.be/B3oroRDidrg 

You had one job, Rowan.



one job. pic.twitter.com/O0c84Xkm1A

@pr3tty_whor3 @j4miesmithx I can almost smell your parents' disappointment from here

don't usually take selfies but yolo pic.twitter.com/zKvGWBeHM0

@uktesco here you go! pic.twitter.com/8YeckPBg

#JENSEN2012

oo, a notification! "Akbar Kahn invited you to play Bubble Safari"

Drawing a fairy that has nicer hair than I do already pic.twitter.com/Krm1QI6X

Welcome to ballymena academy! Oh btw do you have health insurance?

This week's weather forecast looks awful :( pic.twitter.com/nuNliGTq

On a scale of 0 to 0 how much do I care about x factor

when someone posts every single ask.fm answer to their facebook pic.twitter.com/yFZ2qc1zlY

Wait.... You guys are pregnant too?!?!?

I just know that if I have a child, as soon as I hold it, I will say "Hmmm... yess. Oh, I see... GRYFFINDOR!!!" then hand it to the nurses.

The glorious moment when @galgroom lets you colour a poodle by yourself!! #GoBrightOrGoHome pic.twitter.com/Gb4Q6ftf

There are so many Gavins these days.

I feel very, very scared sometimes, knowing that there are people in our world that want to see other people die or be blown apart.

I will personally organise a Lion King flash mob at my wedding if I have to.