@pollinatewildly's (Joanna ) most faved Tweets...
Guy in bookstore to his gf: "Do you like Kipling?" She (wearily) "What's the right answer?" Guy: "You don't know, you've never kippled!"
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According to this article on tree-ring dating, you should be wary of "heart rot and insect galleries." Good advice for real dating too.
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Customer was asking for Roberto Bolaño, but I heard "Roberta Bell Onion." Now I'd really like to read the works of Roberta Bell Onion.
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A friend has an idée fixe about dancing at a bro bar tonight. I've been trying for an hour to nail "douchey," settling for "autistic fairy"
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@stewda Can't believe that VH1 has left him alone for this long. He's the last scion of a noble, mad race.
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@examorata @stewda Oh my gosh, I bet furrys say "why are you wearing that stupid man suit" like 10 times a day
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Bookstore software down, doing everything manually. I'm totally covered in ink and sharpie. Nostalgic for pixel-stained techno-wenchery.
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Big ups to the guy buying $200 German serial killer books. Unless he IS a serial killer, in which case boo. (Keeping the money either way.)
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@stewda They never tell you about shoegaze's terrible body count...all those saddos dreamily walking into industrial machinery
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Customer just requested & immediately spurned a book recommendation, saying "OK, I'm a busy man." Don't tarry, Douchelad, go save the world!
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@stewda Ok, I'll add you to my "to harvest shoes from with the power of my ladyhood" list. (It's quite long already, so it may take a while)
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"An Anthropologist Looks at History." Shelve in anthropology or history? Screw it, from now on all books shelved in a big pile on the floor.
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Inventing a portable iPod charger; it harnesses the energy teens expend brushing emo hair out of their eyes. Ha! Actually I could use one.
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There comes a time in every girl's life when she has to ask herself, am I a woman of Wongo or just a girl of Goona?
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