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Hey dudes: Do any of you ever put a tiny leather jacket on your ween and call it Peen McQueen?
I'm going to write "privilege check" on a crowbar and hit people with it whenever they refuse to examine their privilege.
MAN! I am gonna be so rich: Yo'Gre - the first yogurt just for RPGamers! Flavors include BATTLEBERRY, MURDENILLA, and, introducing, CHEETO!
I can't hug every cat, but I can hug a representative sample of cats and generalize my hug to the entire purrpulation.
Science is basically tedium in the pursuit of knowledge.
Sometimes in an argument about evolutionary psychology, you might say"BIRDS ARE JUST LIKE PEOPLE! One time a guy in NYC pooped on my car!"
HELP IM HAVING TOO MUCH FUN. FUN IS ERUPTING FROM EVERY ORIFICE. MY FUN GLANDS ARE RELEASING THEIR OILY SECRETIONS.
You are drowning. A boat full of men in spiky foam costumes appears and drenches you in what appears to be urine. Then rescue. COAST GWAR'D!
But with the unrelenting blonde updo pics and pastel bridesmaid dresses, pinterest becomes just staring at the back of stepford wives' heads
I need more people in my life dressed in penguin suits and trying ineffectually to eat taiyaki.
Finds out you like Twilight. Turns your AC to 50 & smears himself with 3 tubes of glitter so he can be "Your Edward." #ManicPixieDreamBoys
Just a radical bluestocking with variegated plumage and sesquipedalian proclivities.