The full list of human emotions: 'Steve', 'drunk', 'have-to-poop', 'hungry', 'smell', and, as @crux points out, Wikipedia.

Hey dudes: Do any of you ever put a tiny leather jacket on your ween and call it Peen McQueen?

@willrad "Audio Genital - Let us pleasure you.. aurally."

I'm going to write "privilege check" on a crowbar and hit people with it whenever they refuse to examine their privilege.

Mac McCaughan playing a Magnetic Fields song with @mountain_goats singing harmony. Yes, the ben. concert was that awesome.

MAN! I am gonna be so rich: Yo'Gre - the first yogurt just for RPGamers! Flavors include BATTLEBERRY, MURDENILLA, and, introducing, CHEETO!

I can't hug every cat, but I can hug a representative sample of cats and generalize my hug to the entire purrpulation.

@jaubertmoniker @qxz Only those not used for insemination. Think of NJ as the nation's gym sock.

Science is basically tedium in the pursuit of knowledge.

Sometimes in an argument about evolutionary psychology, you might say"BIRDS ARE JUST LIKE PEOPLE! One time a guy in NYC pooped on my car!"

HELP IM HAVING TOO MUCH FUN. FUN IS ERUPTING FROM EVERY ORIFICE. MY FUN GLANDS ARE RELEASING THEIR OILY SECRETIONS.

@willrad OUR SONGS ARE INTENDED TO BE LISTENED TO WHILE NAKED IN THE MOONLIGHT.

Feminist Hulk, Old Spice Man, and Judith Butler discuss gender and sexuality in the shower: http://t.co/BFAoKTrv

@willrad So, we should talk...

@jaubertmoniker @frank_mcdevitt @brettpain Still wrong. Vanilla Ice.

You are drowning. A boat full of men in spiky foam costumes appears and drenches you in what appears to be urine. Then rescue. COAST GWAR'D!

But with the unrelenting blonde updo pics and pastel bridesmaid dresses, pinterest becomes just staring at the back of stepford wives' heads

@unicornskorts Will you also cater birthday cakes with icing-transferred photos of the recipient's parents having sex?

I need more people in my life dressed in penguin suits and trying ineffectually to eat taiyaki.

Finds out you like Twilight. Turns your AC to 50 & smears himself with 3 tubes of glitter so he can be "Your Edward." #ManicPixieDreamBoys