@yuenicorn @ilovehlzln may the odds be in our favor..

teen titans is on i'm sobbing

If you think marching band is easy, I'm judging you.

@ilovehlzln I feel sorry for whoever is gonna stay in the room next to us when we go to Disneyland.

It looks like I fell asleep in the sun with my 1D album on my chest..

I'd be so fucking pissed if a school near mine wins. ugh.

@mazzi_maz you need to ask Liam for help

@mazzi_maz it's been 13 minutes.

@real_liam_payne I had a dream that you were a spoon and Niall was fried chicken..then Zayn ate Niall using you...

@real_liam_payne I will tweet you until you notice me...it's probably not going to happen. SORRY IF I SPAM YOU!

@real_liam_payne you know what state has fajitas too? California. and you know what city? San Jose. So you should come here.

@ilovehlzln was petting Niall on my shirt today....it tickled...

After PE there was this guy that opened his waterbottle and he was squeezing it so it splashed all over him. Alannah and I were cracking up.

@ilovehlzln w/ Baaahb?

@ilovehlzln, you sound like a whale/pig when you laugh it's q

@ilovehlzln fuck you I'm hilarious.

@yuenicorn I love Niall...and food. and the rest of the band. ok i love basketball

so at school i walk out of the bathroom stall and @ilovehlzln is outside looking at me with a creeper face said "Ive been expecting you"

Why do people post a picture with and irrelevant song lyrics as a caption? I see pictures of cereal saying "THAT'S WHAT MAKES YOU BEAUTIFUL"

honey you can't sing for shit. don't audition.