"mixture of tripe, heart, & scalded stomach" RT @pegaita 11 Amazing Facts about the McDonald's McRib - cc:@thembithembi  http://finance.yahoo.com/news/11-amazing-facts-about-the-mcdonald-s-mcrib-170212930.html …

Found 2 days after 911 call RT @dopegirlfresh my god. "@simplyayeproh: Wow @ her last tweet, and #RIP https://t.co/3nm3Aiox"

lmao RT @nurse_mcfapp I'm still waiting on the "once you go black, you never go back" episode of Myth Busters.

Ouch, Saints fans.

Sanford 911 calls released in teen's shooting death http://t.co/d5MW01Ar

Drippin swagu? RT @pegaita The man sitting next to me has a jheri curl and I love him forever for that

@toffitoulas @samfetamine I need the kind of ginger that I can put in my mouth!

my bf just said to me "i just found the next alicia keys" and pointed to one of the cats....i dont know what's happening.

I could pee on this.  http://slowrobot.com/i/41762 

I can't drop it likes it hot with these old knees

Sandy RT @minouchatte On a scale from 1 to Spongebob, how ready are you?

I'm doing the butterfly and eatin cookies.

Beyoncé RT @wetnwildbeauty Do you girls follow football? Who do you think will win on Sunday? #SuperBowl

I don't know why people catch feelings when I talk shit. It's jokes, nigga, damn.

:'( RT @desusnice can't be a bad bitch if u reside in a low lying flood prone area.

Like a dumpster... RT @sexlovescopes Follow a #Libra. You will end up somewhere interesting.

am i drunk?

My bf is sitting up here helping me hate on ppl. I <3 him.

HAHAHA RT @thinkprogress Marriage equality opponents mourn ‘sad day’ in Minnesota  http://thkpr.gs/10nzT6Q 

@koalabums THAT'S MY BOY!