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It's been a Big Bang Theory marathon kinda day.
I think I've hit a new low. I'm sitting in my office rereading all of my old tweets and laughing to myself.
A good way to wake up is blasting Arctic Monkeys in your headphones.
I feel like Mariah Carey was pregnant for 40 years.
You know what? I will never love another guy from The Bachelorette as much as I loved Sean Lowe.
I'm pretty sure there is no character as irrelevant as Alex Blake on Criminal Minds.
I did not know splendidest was even a word.
I just want a fucking donut.
I used to listen to Make a Man Out of You for motivation music while writing papers as an undergrad. Good times.
I learned how to play Here Comes The Sun on the ukelele. Badass? I think so.
The Marnie/Hannah scene from the end of Girls last night hits me right where it hurts.
I'm supposed to be helping my mom bake, but I'm just standing around the kitchen eating pineapple.