It's been a Big Bang Theory marathon kinda day.

I think I've hit a new low. I'm sitting in my office rereading all of my old tweets and laughing to myself.

A good way to wake up is blasting Arctic Monkeys in your headphones.

@bensavage At first I thought you actually had a new daughter. Damn you, Savage.

I feel like Mariah Carey was pregnant for 40 years.

"Does he just sit at home and read books on his iPad while Dani slaves in the kitchen? I don't get it.- @jaykayort. BAHA.

"Me and Selena want to attend a poetry reading, then head to the nearest java location and get some caps."-@chelsiextwo.

@deshartsock I knew there was a reason I loved his face so much.

You know what? I will never love another guy from The Bachelorette as much as I loved Sean Lowe.

I'm pretty sure there is no character as irrelevant as Alex Blake on Criminal Minds.

I did not know splendidest was even a word.

I just want a fucking donut.

I used to listen to Make a Man Out of You for motivation music while writing papers as an undergrad. Good times.

I learned how to play Here Comes The Sun on the ukelele. Badass? I think so.

@dschnoeb Nah, I think 'I like girls that wear Abercrombie and Fitch' was a bit more impressive.

@seanlowe09 You and Catherine are perfect for each other.

The Marnie/Hannah scene from the end of Girls last night hits me right where it hurts.

@shialabeouf Where the fuck did you come from.

I'm supposed to be helping my mom bake, but I'm just standing around the kitchen eating pineapple.

@ashbenzo Really enjoyed how Hanna and Emily just followed Meredith into the basement. Smart idea!