Demi Moore RUSHED to Hospital for Substance Abuse http://t.co/6xZN0ngd via @tmz

OMG hahahahah love this. RT @time: Kim Kardashian is annoying. It's science | http://t.co/A8IU6Tmo (via @timehealthland)

Whoops "@tvwithoutpity: JLo called Joshua "one of the best singers I've seen in fifty years." Did she accidentally reveal her real age?

why do some people lock their tweets? this is SOCIAL media. If you have something private to say, that's what texting is for! #confused

@erinscafe 👏👏👏 it's like we were all sitting on the floor as you sat in your chair, holding your pipe, sharing your bacon smuggling story.

"Did you know that @realdonaldtrump's birth name is Fuckface Von Clownstick?" - Jon Stewart

omg HAHAHAHA that is genius RT @luxuryprgal: THE best New Year's party flier I have ever seen...care to join me? #NYE http://t.co/1NOeHpc9

I'm sorry but I hate the word 'selfie.' Mainly because it's not a word and it sounds ridiculous. Carry on.

This pleases me. "@etonlinealert: Where do you stand with the Kardashians? #TotallyDone of #StillHavingFun? So far 73% are #TotallyDone!"

Best hair and makeup could use some help from hair and makeup people. #irony #oscars #omgInsider

teen girl drugged, gang-raped by HS football players. The city of #Steubenville trying to cover it up. Read!  http://localleaks.blogs.ru/  PLEASE RT

you guys! watch @ijustine talk about @rickilakeshow and the BIG SOCIAL MEDIA SHOW TOMORROW! ----> http://t.co/NO0PIZeu

some things are better left ungoogled.

He was beyond brilliant! #unconditionallove premiere!! “@omginsider: @dailydimmick looking good on the red carpet #OMGInsider”

When will people learn that "going black" on twitter doesn't raise money or awareness of anything? We forget ur gone til u return. #truth

So much wrong in this headline “@huffingtonpost: "Teen Mom" star poses for bikini photo shoot after filming sex tape with porn star."

Because 9yr olds are in bed when SNL airs “@nikkifinke: ‘SNL’ Ratings Slip With Host Justin Bieber  http://dlvr.it/2wm51d  via @deadlinecom”

Love this “@xixiyang: @kimkardashian's tweets to @beyonce! LOL #KimYe pic.twitter.com/SJcW2H18”

i'll take "things a 6year old says in class." RT @huffingtonpost: "If I'm president, America will be very strong." -Romney #debates #hp2012

Just a few AWESOME @rickilakeshow producers to follow! @teamrickijdf @teamrickimariam @teamrickistaci @teamrickiamora #friendsofricki