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that fat guy should have lost like at least 200 lbs running around that island #lost
if your gonna audition for #hellskitchen learn to make a risotto
1st replier gets candy from a unknown man in a white van
I've lost half my followers on this account woohoo
the world cup is a gay man's dream come true...for a month he can masturbate to cable tv with no shame
Shes not proposing a real law she just made the point that if you complain about a homophobic solider go home
i need bieber fever to know how it feels to have an iq below 50
i linger on atheist/agnostic with a smidget of christianity on sundays
uh....had a sexual dream and all...i wasn't getting fucked or anything
so hot out...its like being trapped in nancy reagan's vagina for eternity!
whats the life expectancy of a person who picks out other people's nosehairs?
hate parents who constantly belittle because they got knocked up in high school and im the reason you never went for your dreams...
killed a fly by punching it :D
when i was a kid i was scared by the bone thugs and harmony video 'crossroads' #thuglife
it's all fun and games until you wake up in the morning looking exactly like susan boyle
'shake your hips like battleships'
fuck! mom's bootycalls stop fucking calling!
of course the naked girl is eaten alive by the zombies