that fat guy should have lost like at least 200 lbs running around that island #lost

if your gonna audition for #hellskitchen learn to make a risotto

1st replier gets candy from a unknown man in a white van

I've lost half my followers on this account woohoo

the world cup is a gay man's dream come true...for a month he can masturbate to cable tv with no shame

Shes not proposing a real law she just made the point that if you complain about a homophobic solider go home

i need bieber fever to know how it feels to have an iq below 50

i linger on atheist/agnostic with a smidget of christianity on sundays

uh....had a sexual dream and all...i wasn't getting fucked or anything

so hot out...its like being trapped in nancy reagan's vagina for eternity!

“@gagadaiiy: LUC JUST PROPOSED TO GAGA! RT!!!!!!” lmfao I love pranksters ju

@gagaskeytar what's a jason derulo

whats the life expectancy of a person who picks out other people's nosehairs?

hate parents who constantly belittle because they got knocked up in high school and im the reason you never went for your dreams...

killed a fly by punching it :D

when i was a kid i was scared by the bone thugs and harmony video 'crossroads' #thuglife

it's all fun and games until you wake up in the morning looking exactly like susan boyle

'shake your hips like battleships'

fuck! mom's bootycalls stop fucking calling!

of course the naked girl is eaten alive by the zombies