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I keep checking my phone like somebody gives a fuck about me.
White people make everything fun
Please kill white people
i wish i could download food
If Kesha wakes up feeling like P. Diddy & Diddy woke up feelin like Kesha, neither 1 would act like anything & no one would exist. Inception
white girls on facebook love me. they wanna have my rashy mulatto babies and raise em on their own because i will leave them. and beat them
That awkward moment when you ask someone if they farted and realize that it's their breath as they say 'no'
i always see nudity on my facebook newsfeed. dicks. asses. pussies. tits. i always report the ugly ones. the nice ones did nothing wrong.
Maaan, fuck this homework. I don't plan on doing shit with my life anyway.
I wish this fat girl could go through a complete sentence without inhaling like she was just drowning. I hate her
WHOSE DICK DO I HAVE TO SUCK TO GET MY FUCKING DICK SUCKED AROUND HERE
hol' up, bitch; i got pictures of you suckin my dick in my phone. you better think this shit through before you decide to fuck me over, hoe
I hate black girls
I will never understand why women just walk around with facial hair like it's normal
Why don't old women ever shave off their chin hair? I know they know it's there.....
Everything in my life is perishable. Especially friendships. People get annoying, stories get predictable, and bitches gotta go.
Mad this bitch called me "hittious". I would respond but his spelling makes me feel like I already won.
block me on twitter and facebook so i know it's real
Lol, look at me not giving a fuck.
i fucking hate kids.