@capnkirk_ I read that as "pooped" and was impressed. I'm a little sad now that I know I read it wrong.

I just realized how much stuff I have to read for classes.

God himself is probably listening to @humanabstract. He's headbanging and chanting "Pull Me From the Gallows!" at the top of his lungs.

“@rodney_at_large: To throw up or grab another beer, that is the question.”
I feel like this will be @tylerjayplant all summer.

The scene where Mufasa asks Scar to help him up and Scar says "Long live the king," gives me chills every time. pic.twitter.com/s2VvzvCwc0

He's Adam Demamp from Workaholics!

I hate when people see Adam DeVine and say "OMG it's Bumper from Pitch Perfect!" pic.twitter.com/8mVxb3hiMQ

"Bebop skippity tippity tap those toes"

Having the room to myself and blaring Between the Buried and Me is exactly what I needed.
#relaxing

NSU's Internet is absolute garbage.

I told myself that I wasn't going to take a nap, but now I'm laying in bed. Might as well take a nap while I'm here.

I will never leave a three page essay until last minute ever again.
#sleepydeprived

The most productive thing I've done all day is change my Facebook cover photo.

College algebra is so easy that it's cute.

I thought I saw @courtmccoy11 today, but then I noticed it was @chelseamccoy03 so I didn't say hi.

@courtmccoy11 It's only awkward if you make it awkward.

@courtmccoy11 Mine never fades. 😉

“@evil_dumbledore: #HarryPotterChatUpLines are you called Stupefy or are you just naturally stunning?” @p_a_c_e

@courtmccoy11 I love me some JT!

Watching Sirius Black die is sad every time...