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My religion is Chicago

Becoming a vegetarian was a big missed steak

"Remembering that you are going to die is the best way I know to avoid the trap of thinking you have something to lose. " Steve Jobs #RIP

I used 2b1 big @verizon fan & customer of 8 yrs, but have been arguing on phone for the past 30 minutes with them. #cancelling

Some dudes marry dudes. Get over it.

Mom. Dad. I'm Gaelic.

I don't trust sushi, Mexican gives me gas, and I've already had a bloomin' onion today. #30Rock #fb

Try describing Julie Newmar and *NOT* use the word "statuesque".

"The greatest gift of all is to love and be loved in return"

Yeay! Arrested Development coming back for one more TV season before movie. Via @newyorker @newyorkerfest

has learned when people around me say, "I need an aspirin", it means, "Shut up, Joshua."

Being a good boss means hiring talented people and then getting out of their way. #Bossypants

is not psychotic or dramatic. I like boys and that is that.

I could totally go for a Capri Sun right now.

I want to run a gay bar so I can press the fog machine button. 👬 #fb

Just said to my boss, "C U Next Tuesday!"

"Second best is never enough" Madonna

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My mom racked up $310 worth of parking tickets while she was her in Chicago for the day.