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you guys won't believe how much pee I've been peeing.
can't sleep. joined Letterboxd. may god have mercy on my soul.
it's weird to think at one point we lived in a world in which we didn't know Sufjan Stevens wasn't fucking around.
romance isn't dead. your boyfriend's just a piece of shit.
remember how cool it was to say you were "así así" in Spanish class?
I assume like 40% of all cars are Transformers.
kinda wish She & Him had been a collaboration between Zooey Deschanel and DJ Khaled.
I'm a simple man. all I wanna do is watch GILMORE GIRLS in bed w/ my girlfriend always.
"where's Roy Cohn when you need him?" -Lorelai Gilmore
I'd definitely pay good money to see Ryan Gosling and Justin Timberlake shirtless wrestle.
eating some peanut brittle like it's the fucking 1920s or something.
I'm always baffled by how unfunny people are.
a lot of my time lately has been spent thinking about Totoro.
my favorite part of the Olympics is the part where I don't watch them.
nothing makes you hate your friends like Mario Party.
we need to bring back Looney Tunes characters dressed as thugs on clothing. ASAP.
there's a lotta dudes who say they love pussy but you show them one picture of a baby coming outta one and they vomit like crazy.
if you aren't answering every question a little kid asks you with "because God is dead," you're probably a better babysitter than me.
I just drank enough coffee for two people even though I'm only one people.
I live each day as if one of the Olsen twins is hunting me for sport.