Favstar gets even better if you sign in.
I just RTed you. Wanna be best friends?
If Spider Man is some scientific genius why is he delivering pizzas & taking pictures for a living? Shouldnt he be a doctor or some shit?
The penis wants what the penis wants.
A dance school for kids with Tourettes called Twitch & Shout
I don't care what your sexual preference is. You have to admit Katy Perrys chesticles are a thing of beauty.
My dad said making sex with married ladies is naughty.
Easy with the sexy DMs ladies. I know you're all just trying to weasel your way into legally obtaining half my nothing.
Nicholas Cage was only good in FaceOff because he was played by John Travolta.
Oh so you want to tweet about every episode of that stupid reality show you like huh? Unfollowed
I would give my Instagram info on here but Im already swimming in all this pussy so maybe later.
How long should I wait to bring up blowjobs in a dm convo?
Since I dont have favstar can some actually come to my house & bring me a trophy for 1 of my tweets? It would mean a lot to me.
I just unfollowed someone for drinking Mikes Hard Lemonade so all you fuckers are on notice
Im a cocksman
Its late, im bored, not tired and I like to party, so im gonna practice my set for the Air Guitar Olympics.
My life is based on a true story
I would look so good in your bio
You're so stupid you think hormones are what you hear comin outta your mothers bedroom while you're outside beggin for change.