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Every time someone drops a Blackberry handset, I check the floor for damage and say "Look at what you've done!"
Bought a filing cabinet.
Threw papers inside it.
It didn't file them.
Useless, lethargic item.
Don't cut corners in life,
you'll end up living on an irregular shape.
If life is full of games, everyday starts with spinning the wheel of misfortune.
All these boards I see of PG for Rs. 15000 a month, I wonder what you'd charge for a UA film.
Je mainu yaar naa miley, te marr javaa.
*Adds random people on FB*
Je mainu pyaar naa miley, te marr javaa.
If you need information on current affairs, newspapers are the best source, of advertisement.
Tech savvy asshole, always telling people how outdated they are, I hope you get a scratch proof zit.
The gift is valuable when the person giving it "misses out" scratching off the price or scratches it such, that it's still readable.
"You say it best, when you say nothing at all." - Ronan Keating with a Duct-tape.
Indians: Tucha tera baap!
I'm surprised that cars in India don't come automated with a horn that gets activated when the car stops.
If you want the guests to never forget that they're never welcome, remember to never flush when they are coming over.
I don't need clever words to fill this space. I'm from the corporate world, fax you! https://www.facebook.com/Hahahappens