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  • pranavsapra
      PS @pranavsapra

    Mein Salmon ek baar fish khaata hoon.

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    sudeep1110
  • pranavsapra
      PS @pranavsapra

    Coming up with innovative excuses to not go to the gym every day, counts as mental workout.

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    iamsam251tweetridzharin9t9t4TangDilTwister
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    babarecursive
  • pranavsapra
      PS @pranavsapra

    I'm "It isn't too late in the night any more, it's too early in the morning" years old.

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    EkDastaanAvatar_unknown_48
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    WordsWali
  • pranavsapra
      PS @pranavsapra

    Traffic Lights

    Red light - Stop!
    Yellow - Proceed with caution!
    Green - Go!
    Blinking - Good Luck surviving!

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  • pranavsapra
     
    PS @pranavsapra

    @supaarwoman as long I've made supaar laugh, it was worth it :D

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    supaarwoman
  • pranavsapra
      PS @pranavsapra

    The worst thing about India is that when two people are seen fighting on the street, everyone bets on who will win, but nobody pays up later

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  • pranavsapra
      PS @pranavsapra

    Arz kiya hai,
    Ke Khul Ke piya hai,
    Khul Ke jia hai,
    Khul Ke piya hai,
    Khul Ke jia hai,
    Par aj lunch me in lockey,
    Aur dinner mein gheeya hai

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    supaarwoman
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    supaarwoman
  • pranavsapra
      PS @pranavsapra

    If I wanted your opinion, my opinion would have expressed it to you.

    • 1
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    DushtaStree
  • pranavsapra
      PS @pranavsapra

    Lay's chips are in a way the healthiest.
    Because there are barely any, in a packet.

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    harsimrankaur143GblahAuraofDreamssmadygo
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  • pranavsapra
      PS @pranavsapra

    McAffe troubles me more than the virus on my computer.

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  • pranavsapra
      PS @pranavsapra

    Browsers that work out a lot don't have abs, they have tabs.

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  • pranavsapra
      PS @pranavsapra

    Ice creams from the previous season, do yourselves a flavor.

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    RiyaTaiwadeKnickerToaster
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    palkotharimoonsez
  • pranavsapra
      PS @pranavsapra

    The only time I'd take an autograph from a celebrity is when I'm carrying their bank's blank cheque with me.

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    RiyaTaiwade
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  • pranavsapra
      PS @pranavsapra

    When an honest married guy says "it's not all that bad!", I wait till his wife has left the room.

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    RetardedHurt
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    _Rashi__anish88
  • pranavsapra
     
    PS @pranavsapra

    @akshaykanitkar that's alright, I'll jus kill this burger & then plant a new knife in it. I'll get. Full year before they can figure it out

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    akshaykanitkar
  • pranavsapra
      PS @pranavsapra

    Yo! Nice tilt of the head and selfie click DP.

    Reminded me of The Exorcism.

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  • pranavsapra
      PS @pranavsapra

    Can't trust charitable trusts. That's how fucked up this world is now.

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    RiyaTaiwadeUttara28swagatronnnn
  • pranavsapra
      PS @pranavsapra

    Every hospital should employ a nurse with a second name Dua, for the times the doc has to say "Ab inhe dawa ki nahin, Dua ki zaroorat hai!"

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  • pranavsapra
      PS @pranavsapra

    Relatives: Shaadi Karle
    GF: Shaadi Karle
    Manyavar: Shaadi Karle
    Shaadi. com: Shaadi Karle

    Trendsmap: Shaadi Karle is trending in your life

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  • pranavsapra
     
    PS @pranavsapra

    @dushtastree I used to call it don't let the ball fall game

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    DushtaStree
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