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You know that the roads are bad when you're sitting in the backseat of a car and you raise both your index fingers, to end up doing Bhangra.
Perfectly tip-toed from the room to the kitchen & back, just to end up dropping a plate, made of metal, and then chased it, to make it stop.
God: Why were you so loud?
Kawariyas: Thought you'll be happy.
God: Well I'm not, and I'm pissed.
Kawariyas: Want a song to cheer you up?
Honestly speaking, if I take my life and reverse the time I spent on computer games, I would get lots more time to spend on computer games.
I think only the constipated follow through from the "Continued on page 6" in the newspapers.
The kawariyas blasting loud music on the road don't even know that they're going to hell for playing these shitty tracks with amplified base
Specially when you are thinking about the scope of a problem.
Every time a nearly bald person with a small patch of hair on the head, takes out a comb, I feel like shouting the redundancy out loud.
Behind every can-be-successful college guy, is a mom going "Pata nahin yeh ladka meri koi baat kyun nahin sunta", while sorting his clothes.
Somewhere between making money and making money from money, we lost our peace of mind.
Nice try with small sizing the 'Try our ice-cream for free' spoons Baskin Robbins, I'll just increase my frequency of tries.
What is single chicken, single egg in a roll?
How the fuck would I know their relationship status?
"Money can't buy happiness." - Droopy
The fault is in our stars,
on the tweets.
I don't understand overly religious people. On their devices, they make gods their wallpaper, when the gods are already their icons.
"Organic Tea Jasmine and Cinnamon Flavor for Rejuvenation."
What is wrong with us?
I don't need clever words to fill this space. I'm from the corporate world, fax you! https://www.facebook.com/Hahahappens