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Life plays shot put with your feelings.
"Ma'am, he took my compass!"
- Vasco Da Gama
Koi mujh ko, yoon mila hai, jaise ban ja re cougar!
Viewing the timeline at night on Facebook has gone from "What I could have been" to "Thank god I'm not this"
I don't have a drinking problem.
I drink just fine.
You're fat when:
1) Two guards frisk you, jointly.
2) Restaurant's happy hour is when you walk in
3) You walk into someone & they bounce off
There are two kinds of people on twitter, those who keep jabbering about things till they are short of characters enough to complete a tweet
Don't mix drinks*
*with bad company
Me: I overeat!
Father: have some faith.
Me: It's not on the menu.
Father: no, I mean believe
Me: nope, still not on it
If you're carrying a birthday cake on a Delhi bus, it really doesn't matter what you got written on it.
He: I wanna spend time with you.
She: Let's go to the mall.
He: I said time, not money.
The only difference between the "40%+35% OFF on Myntra for 3 hours only!!" Sale and Janpath market is that nobody touches you in the former.
It's like life says "Tippy tippy tap, which color do you want?" At every juncture and anything you pick leads to a "Fuck you!"
I don't need clever words to fill this space. I'm from the corporate world, fax you! https://www.facebook.com/Hahahappens