@highonhaze Potassium. @imsandeshjain

Chihuahuas are not "cute little dogs" because they're not dogs.
They're the biggest threat when they're scared, that's when they pee.

@itsthegenes at least bagged the runners up prize at the olympics though.

@itsthegenes I think he's busy running for president.

I'm like Usain Bolt when it comes to responsibilities in life.

@indrajeetad nak mein dum = strong nose.

She: A4 Sheet
He: What?
She: A4
He: Apple
She: Sheet!
He: That's S
She: Pass!
He: B4?
She: Before what?
He: Before C
She: See what?

"If you love to buy from the brand Fcuk, you're heading towards marriage." - #MadrasHC

A minute of silence for all those who now have new and multiple moms and dads. #MadrasHC #MereDoDoBaap

If premarital sex leads to marriage,
brothels must be a wedding house all the time.

There are two kinds of people in this world:
1) Those who you can talk about.

When amateur surgeons make noise in the operation theater, the doctors can't say "Hey, cut it out, will you?"

@adha_liquor right there, the truth lies.

I bet that people who say "Why pay for bottled water? It's the same water everywhere!" are drinking from the puddles on the road right now.

Day 1: OMG! It's raining, I love rain!
Day 2: Been raining for a while, no?
Day 3: yaar when will it stop?
Day 4:  http://yfrog.com/mojxcapj 

Congratulations if you own a Samsung Galaxy Note. If it continues to rain, at least you can use your phone as a plank to stay afloat.

Just for the occasion, is there any twitter contest giving out boats as a prize today?

Wondering which swimming trunks should I wear to office today.

@itsthegenes al ain that easy man.

@kitanurag I guess it's raining compliments today. :D