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Mein Salmon ek baar fish khaata hoon.
Coming up with innovative excuses to not go to the gym every day, counts as mental workout.
I'm "It isn't too late in the night any more, it's too early in the morning" years old.
Red light - Stop!
Yellow - Proceed with caution!
Green - Go!
Blinking - Good Luck surviving!
The worst thing about India is that when two people are seen fighting on the street, everyone bets on who will win, but nobody pays up later
Arz kiya hai,
Ke Khul Ke piya hai,
Khul Ke jia hai,
Khul Ke piya hai,
Khul Ke jia hai,
Par aj lunch me in lockey,
Aur dinner mein gheeya hai
If I wanted your opinion, my opinion would have expressed it to you.
Lay's chips are in a way the healthiest.
Because there are barely any, in a packet.
McAffe troubles me more than the virus on my computer.
Browsers that work out a lot don't have abs, they have tabs.
Ice creams from the previous season, do yourselves a flavor.
The only time I'd take an autograph from a celebrity is when I'm carrying their bank's blank cheque with me.
When an honest married guy says "it's not all that bad!", I wait till his wife has left the room.
Yo! Nice tilt of the head and selfie click DP.
Reminded me of The Exorcism.
Can't trust charitable trusts. That's how fucked up this world is now.
Every hospital should employ a nurse with a second name Dua, for the times the doc has to say "Ab inhe dawa ki nahin, Dua ki zaroorat hai!"
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