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Apple: iCloud storage is almost full.
Me: talk to my bank
My bank: bank a/c is almost empty.
3.) CCD - Don't care about customer names because mostly people come there to use the washroom. Dunno if their coffee is worse or their Wifi
2.) Barista - Don't tell them your name, they'll give you shout outs later like you are their son who got lost at a supermarket.
Popular "coffee shops":
1.) Starbucks - Ask for customer's name, but don't give a fuck really and will play scrabble with it later.
Cut a big cheque & let it go to the bank, if it comes back, it was always yours, or you just broke af you gareeb person who achieved nothing
I'd keep a fast for several days too,
iftar was a good food incentive linked to it.
Doctor: Sabr ka phal meetha hota hai
Diabetic Patient: sugar free na?
Teenagers these days -
Favourite current movie: Udta Punjab
Favourite song: I took a pill in Ibiza
She ate the pizza without the toppings, because baby ko base pasand hai.
Me: Had my bag stuck between the butts of 2 guys & a time crunch to get it and me out before the metro door shuts.✅
People realise how sensible Indians were and adopt the Namastey 🙏🏻 greeting.
People don't handshake anymore.
They just offer each other a hand sanitizer and sanitize each other's hand sanitizer before use.
OCD has spread so much, people offer each other a hand sanitiser after a handshake.
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