Favstar gets even better if you sign in.
Waiting for the next level of banking, where you can pay only the interest on the EMI and get a car.
If anyone ever says "life is too short" to you, tickle them for 27 minutes,
A parantha a day, keeps the dietician away.
It's like I'm on everyone's 'Spam These People' list.
Me: clear the table.
Me: we'll start with soup.
Waiter: which soup?
Waiter: ok, the soup?
Mc Veggie Surprise would really be a surprise if there's meat in it.
It's great that doctors practice medicine, I just don't want them practicing it on me.
The only problem with getting yourself a job is that you get work with it.
Mom: How many times have I told you not to sit so close to the TV?
Mom: What? Sit back! Right now!
They employ videographers for a wedding just to be able to replay and see who gave the empty envelopes as sagan.
Dumb and Dumber To was a great laugh. Long live old gags.
Take your Vitamin D deficiency, as an excuse to do a Goa trip.
Put a nickel in the jukebox.
Played a rock song.
It gave the Nickelback.
They only thing they don't teach you in a driving class in India, is honking, because that you'll get to learn automatically.
There is a need to invent a plug point on our body, where we can charge our smart phones.
Him: looking good!
Him: nice outfit!
She: oh stop it!
She: you're joking na? Tell me!
I love how the teen Arabs style their beard like a fence around their jaw, as if it's going to fall off.
I don't need clever words to fill this space. I'm from the corporate world, fax you! https://www.facebook.com/Hahahappens