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I do to my gym everyday, what Microsoft did to Windows 9.
Forgot to instagram what I ate for dinner today, how about I let you guys see it on the way out tomorrow morning?
People's expectations from me, meet disappointment. Disappointment, meet people's expectations from me. I think you guys will get along fine
They should have just filmed 3 hours of Gujarat and called it KhoobSurat.
Nobody ever says that their favorite color is skin color, like it would imply them being a nudist.
If you're thin and are thinking of visiting Haldiram's during Navratras, you'll be the pinball between the uncles & the aunties.
What's with all the hallagoo about Navratri and vegetarian?
My beer is made of potatoes anyway!
Dobby is free*
That shitty feeling when your shoe laces untie while heading out on a lazy Sunday morning, I guess they'll have to stay like this all day.
Cracked a lame movie joke that no one is finding fanny.
Terrorizing movie with so much meat in it that we can't eat during navratras, rename it to Daawat-e-Brahim.
"Pranav, you've grown up so much since the last time I saw you! You were this small"
"Sorry Aunty, I'll try to shrink next time I meet you"
People are saying that the tiger was crazy.
No sir, the tiger would have been crazy if he hadn't killed. He's a tiger, not a playmate!
I don't need clever words to fill this space. I'm from the corporate world, fax you! https://www.facebook.com/Hahahappens