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By heart, I'm still that kid who wears sports shoes with a formal outfit to a wedding.
In an airplane with a crying infant onboard, more than the oxygen masks, passengers need headphones to come out from above.
So if you're dating your boss, do you have to serve a notice period if you want to break up?
There were two notes. 'I love you.' and 'I leave you.' He had to pick one... nose because of this stressful choice.
There were two notes. She had to pick one, but she picked both, including the waiters' tip.
Tweeting the link to a tweet of your own is way better than having to repeat your joke to the same audience in real life.
Seemingly all infants hear a DJ say "Come on everybody, let's make some noise!" when we say "Shh!" to them.
I don't need clever words to fill this space. I'm from the corporate world, fax you! https://www.facebook.com/Hahahappens