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Composed a Happy Festival of Lights mail and clicked Send. Two minutes later the electricity went.
Pranav has just added Irony as a friend.
This Diwali SRK is wishing everyone a Happy New Year, and that's what's wrong with excessive promotion of a film.
If you mix Holi with Diwali, you'll have kids on terrace tops lighting firecrackers and throwing them at people. :|
"Mein Lovely ho gayiyaan, naam tera padh ke, naam tera padh ke." - A Professional University
A for Aoo re ao
B for Bhao na Khao
C for Chilla Ke gao
D for Daru peete jao
E for ek lagao
F for fuck off ho jao
G for gana change karke jao
2 Precautions before passing on a Diwali gift, still people fail:
- Check for someone's visiting card inside.
- If it's there, remove it.
Thanks to the groups, it's become more of a:
Hey there, I'm using What Shraap!
Started playing golf, dunno what fore.
Hearts should have come with a fragile tag that says "If broken, consider sold."
I've been woken up on a Sunday morning, where's my tommy gun?
What's for dessert?
Or as Indians say:
"Sweedish mein kya hai?"
Same old Diwali:
One person wants to burn crackers & the other condemns it.
Diya Mirza jokes.
You get passed on gifts that you pass on.
4 Types of Processors:
Dual-core (My cousins' phone)
Quad-core (My friend's phone)
Octa-core ( My neighbor's phone)
Haram-core (My phone)
The good part:
With my salary, I create an emergency fund every month.
The bad part:
There's an emergency of no money left every month.
I don't need clever words to fill this space. I'm from the corporate world, fax you! https://www.facebook.com/Hahahappens