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If George R. R. Martin were to make ABCD2, it would be short for Any Body Can Die 2.
Gym trainer told me that when t-shirts stop fitting me, I'm making progress. So I bought myself clothes from the sale at the kids section.
Cassata is the Shehnaz Hussain of ice-creams.
Every time I'm in a hurry and running late, my shoe laces decide to get a divorce.
So if you gotta eat maggi, go to Canada. “@ndtv: Maggi noodles safe for consumption in Canada http://www.ndtv.com/india-news/maggi-noodles-found-safe-in-canada-777824 … pic.twitter.com/81OAAXNgxN”
Used to always wonder why my parents keep feeding guests, whenever they come over. I've got it today. Eating is the only time they shut up.
Asked her what should I get to a Bring your own booze party, she said barf, now that I puked, she says "Told you to get ice!"
License to kill, but with a bad joke. Got a compliment in my mentions from @Shakti_Shetty at 30/5/15 10:49 AM | Instagram: @Pranavsapra
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