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Puchho Zara Puchho Mujhe Kya Hua Hai, Kaisi Bekaaraari Hai Ye Kaisa Nasha Hai?
Doctor: it's just common cold ma'am.
[When it's raining]
People: oh look! It's raining!
Me: oh look! I got eyes too!
That's like spending people's money on ads, to tell people to give taxes so that more can be spent on ads! Oh wait! https://twitter.com/ani_news/status/734990603583389696 …
Don't believe in stereotyping, but my neighbor Mr. Gupta ordered from Domino's on hearing that the unexpected rain is causing delays.
When I play a song in the car and a passenger starts to sing it, I take out the aux cord from my phone and put it in their mouth for karaoke
Explain the 5 second rule to your mom after you have dropped a pan of the food she cooked. After you're done, she'll explain what is chittar
It's because of Bollywood that Haryanvi Jaats are soft, they get senti, every time someone refers to their land by saying "Taare Zameen Par"
Marketing | Gaming | Food Tasting | Gym Skipping|The only time I can't tell a joke is when someone asks me to tell one. Snapchat: Pranavsapra
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