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Chihuahuas are not "cute little dogs" because they're not dogs.
They're the biggest threat when they're scared, that's when they pee.
I'm like Usain Bolt when it comes to responsibilities in life.
She: A4 Sheet
He: That's S
She: Before what?
He: Before C
She: See what?
If premarital sex leads to marriage,
brothels must be a wedding house all the time.
There are two kinds of people in this world:
1) Those who you can talk about.
When amateur surgeons make noise in the operation theater, the doctors can't say "Hey, cut it out, will you?"
I bet that people who say "Why pay for bottled water? It's the same water everywhere!" are drinking from the puddles on the road right now.
Congratulations if you own a Samsung Galaxy Note. If it continues to rain, at least you can use your phone as a plank to stay afloat.
Just for the occasion, is there any twitter contest giving out boats as a prize today?
Wondering which swimming trunks should I wear to office today.
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