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If I ever become a Subway employee, I will wait for people to finally decide the sauces they want, and say "are you sure?", to see them cry.
The last time my gym trainer said "no pain, no gain" I ended up dropping the weights on his feet. Lots of pain, but no gain whatsoever.
H&M store did 1.75 crores billing on its first day! That's 1.75 crores of organized shopping by Indians with NO NEGOTIATIONS ON PRICE!
I want to have a day without:
- Indrani Mukherjea's news
- Honey Singh's songs
- Free Career advice
- Healthy food snacks
- Shaadi questions
He: you cut the call
She: no, you cut it
She: no, y
AirTel: <call drop>
She: you cut the phone on my face?
Let's have a drink or two bottles.
"Don't you guys feel like having daaru tonight?" - Non drinker friends who feel like having chakhna
I think I brought this torturous ride upon myself, I started a conversation with the cab driver. Not even a bad joke is making him shut up.
Did you know packed marshmallows list beef gelatin in the ingredients?
I'm not saying that you take too many selfies, I'm just saying that your front camera must be tired of seeing you.
So much enmity, foe what? Just because his pun game is strong?
Just gave some dog biscuits to karma. Educational loans give you the highest degree of pain. RTs are endorsements. | vine://user/1247996918211203072
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