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This Halloween, my account balance doesn't need to dress up.
I had promised her I'll fetch her the stars.
Made a Twitter account for her.
Just to fuck with the NRIs, whenever they call a toll free, the pre-recorded message should say:
Press 1 for Hindi, Hindi ke liye 2 dabayein
I think the way my dad uses touch screen devices, there will be no screen to touch on that device, soon.
There should be a contest to find a theme on which contests have not been done on Twitter yet.
So lawyers wear law suits?
If The Walking Dead series was made in India, some zombies would be permanently vegetarian or vegetarian only on Tuesdays.
My bad luck is probably running on Duracell.
When the traffic cop gives someone a ticket, everyone else on the road enjoys the show.
I'm a drunk what?
I peg your bardon?
The problem with keeping a pug as a pet is that you can't figure out which end is its face.
Yebhi has a try n buy facility?
Definitely not opting in for it when I have to buy an underwear.
Everything is becoming more expensive steep by steep.
If there ever was a vote-out between the days of the week, Monday wouldn't be here.
I don't need clever words to fill this space. I'm from the corporate world, fax you! https://www.facebook.com/Hahahappens