Look on the #BrightSide, @friarhood friends! 2 full innings in and we're not losing! #friarsidechat

@awkwrdwhensober - oh it's absolutely true. Once bugles are too small to play "witches fingers," its all over for them.

#worstwesternsever - Sarah, Palin & tall

Ahh, @walmart or as I like to call it, "if you're morbidly obese...bras are optional."

@phat_tonys - roughly an hour and a half. #roughly

@pratojr: @friarhood - I'll go with Chase. He's due for a big pick me up. #friarsidechat

Also, @dodgers lose!!! #BrightSide #friarsidechat

#padres taking on sf tonight. We swept the dodgers at Chavez ravine, who says we can't do the same at AT&T park? #friarsidechat

Go Friars!

@rtanderson2 @darathus phew. I need to learn that fine line, eh? #eh

@chillposts_ they are saying there could be as many as 70 dead, nothing confirmed yet. #prayfortexas

“@timwilliamscbs: #BREAKING: Explosion at fertilizer plant in West, Texas. Multiple homes on fire, huge blaze, and people trapped.”

Praying

I wish I could hear Dave Niehaus call just one more game. @therealmariners #myohmy

Oregon Ducks = Seattle Flounders of ncaa? loud garish uniforms, entitled bandwagon fans?

#CivilWar12
#thingsthatmakeyougohmmmmm

“@drewfromtv: Ever feel like you've been cheated? #Sounders”

nope. we won a cup this year. #RCTID

@robfee I taught my kids to sing it as "we found dove in a soapless place."

chance of leaving the hospital today?..100% baby #abouttime

@billcorbett - got no response...but the face says "oh crap, the jig is up."

“@robfee: The Dallas Cowboys are the reason terrorists hate America.”

there. fixed it for you.

@feelmytweets @danguterman - priceless!

@eminportland - quite literally for most women, it would seem.