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This is the closest Ashwin can get to understanding how married life works. Do all the good work, and then get blamed in the end. #LifeHacks
Breaking a coconut on a nuclear submarine is probably the most badass thing Manmohan Singh did during his term as the Prime Minister.
They're giving the MRF bat to every halwa batsman these days. Back in the day, you'd have to be a Genius, Conquerer or a Wizard to earn it.
A city does not rape. People do. Those bastards would behave that way no matter where they stay. Stop the misguided outrage against Delhi.
If you have the Gayatri Mantram as your ringtone, you must call yourself 108 times everyday. Otherwise you are doing it wrong.
Andhra Pradesh is not the right place to commit suicide. Your death will either be attributed to the Telangana cause, or YSR's death.
If the Rupee ever manages to make a comeback against the Dollar, we'll have to deal with a Madhur Bhandarkar movie called "Currency".
People who hate Chennai because not many people speak their language are the same people who ask for Paneer Tikka in a Chinese restaurant.
Maybe N-gage will be brought back as Xbox Asha.
HTC Wildfire. HTC Sensation. HTC Desire. HTC Incredible. HTC Silk Smitha.
Pretty soon, social networking sites will show your own profile from the past in the "people you may know" list. #profound
The irony of a separate Telangana would be that the same bastards who are responsible for the backwardness of the region will be ruling it.
The number of Oscars which Indian films will win is of Indian origin.
"I know we just met and this is crazy, but will you donate all your life savings to me?" - Autowallahs in Chennai.
We can show tickets on a mobile device in trains but airports insist on a printed ticket. Real India is modern but modern India is unreal.
People forwarding videos on WhatsApp, why? Matlab problem kya hai life mein?